Putting someone in a headlock and putting their nose in your armpit. Making them smell it ( usually after a workout)
by Matman September 29, 2013
Jose: Dude, why is Leah always jumpin' my jock?
John: She's just desperate. You're like the fourth guy this month.
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Mike: Why does Kelsie jump Steve's jock every time he's around?
Josh: Dude, you know she's liked him since Freshman year. Give her some slack.
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Jake: Hey Kristi, why do you gotta jump jock so much? This is like your fourth boyfriend this month!
Kristi: It's not my fault there are so many cute guys!
Jake: But all your boyfriends are ugly...
John: She's just desperate. You're like the fourth guy this month.
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Mike: Why does Kelsie jump Steve's jock every time he's around?
Josh: Dude, you know she's liked him since Freshman year. Give her some slack.
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Jake: Hey Kristi, why do you gotta jump jock so much? This is like your fourth boyfriend this month!
Kristi: It's not my fault there are so many cute guys!
Jake: But all your boyfriends are ugly...
by Captain DFTBAwesome October 31, 2010
by YoonMin iS rEaL March 31, 2018
College frat bros who will go to hardcore or heavy shows in general and forcefully stop the moshing practice in order to impose their own through a lack of commitment to the music and scene, making it about themselves, for example; two stepping at a hardcore show and random guys start pushing and jumping around and ruining the feel of the show and starts picking fights with everyone.
I’m pumped to see this band but since they’ve started gaining traction, more dudes are coming to the shows who want problems and to look hard. Its just gonna be a big jock pit.
by rabadabap October 21, 2023
Your typical Jock, but instead of being proficient at sports, they're proficient at computers, video games, and the internet. Also like a typical Jock, Chair Jocks are just as arrogant and rude, but are only so when their cheeks are planted on their gaming chair.
"Who, Michael? That guy is such a Chair Jock, thinks he's on track to be the next hero of the internet because he's slightly above average at computers and video games. Arrogant fuck."
by joytoyboy September 27, 2022
Retains the same functions as a regular jockstrap but with the addition a thong-type string in the rear part of the garment for aesthetic reasons as well as to offer extra coverage to one's backside/anus.
Man: "I'll see if I can find any jock thongs to buy, I wouldn't want any of the other guys to see my asshole in case I for any reason have to bend over, squat, kneel, or crouch in the locker room."
Boy: "I think that I might wear jock thong today, because I want that extra support for my butt, but I wouldn't want to feel so exposed in my backside."
Man: "Wearing this sexy jock thong tonight is guaranteed to score me some action with my partner--they won't be able to get their hands off me! The illusion, mystery, suspense, and sexual wonder is too much to hold back on."
Boy: "I think that I might wear jock thong today, because I want that extra support for my butt, but I wouldn't want to feel so exposed in my backside."
Man: "Wearing this sexy jock thong tonight is guaranteed to score me some action with my partner--they won't be able to get their hands off me! The illusion, mystery, suspense, and sexual wonder is too much to hold back on."
by NotYourAverageUnderwearExpert February 19, 2014
by joyce byers January 11, 2017