Jeff

The most helpful guy ever.

Guy: I cant seem to solve this problem.
Jeff: You have to add 2+2 that gives you four.
Guy: Thnx

by Derekster06_is_my_Xbox April 26, 2019

Jeff

A real G, one who is raised by champions or royalty. Taught the old ways of respect, chivalry, and building kingdoms not cots. He is one that can be your friend or you’re worst nightmare. Always down to help, but wise enough to not get played. A charmer to the ladies also known as gods gift to women. He will treat you right in and out of the bedroom. Some ladies have called his love the nectar of the gods.

Every group of friends needs a Jeff.

Jeff you are a true legend

by TheLordOfTheRings March 27, 2021

Jeff the Killer

A creepypasta fan that thinks they're Better then everyone else

Person 1 : your a jeff the killer!
Person 2 : HOW DARE YOU!

by ShayBloom ÙwÚ October 29, 2019

jeff walker

jeff is MY pimp!
he is one fine ass mother fucker

JEFF RUNS MY SHOW<3

ex) oo ahh jeff harder!!!!!!!

lay it on me sweet bitch

jeff is MY pimp
he is one fine ass mother fucker

JEFF RUNS MY SHOW<3

ex) oo ahh jeff harder!!!!!!!

lay it on me sweet bitch

by amanda cowan March 16, 2005

Jeff Session

A gathering of people smoking pot. First originated from the show Disjointed on Netflix.

I got some good pot here, are you up for a JEFF SESSION?

by Chris Watch January 12, 2018

jaffering

To place a photo of a black mans large penis on someones monitor when they leave there desk for anything more than 30seconds.

1) "Murphy has gone to the toilet - Jaffer her NOW!"
2) I often enjoy a good game of Jaffering on a Monday Morning
3) Jenkins got Jaffered BIG TIME!
4) Will you please stop Jaffering me - I am sick of staring at huge black BATS!

by Jaffer Appreciation Society December 19, 2007

Jafferism

Attribution to being a Jaffer. A Jafferism is an act which is seen as "absolute" or "amazing," where the person doing such an act either benevolently uses their position of power or perfectly executes what someone else wants them to without prior knowledge.

He just walked in, got on one knee, and proposed to me so perfectly; it was just an absolute Jafferism.

He had all the power over them that he needed, but he was still kind and fair. Everything he did was a Jafferism.

by Jafferism May 27, 2009