Jordan

a person who has stanky ass breath and comes from Africa

OMG JORDAN DO YOU LOVE MOMMY

by PEZY6969 February 14, 2019

Jordan

A worm dick a writhing little slimy retch that lives in a dark dank fucking meme-less hole that people occasionally like to step on.

Wow that guy is such a Jordan.

by He Cheated!!! November 14, 2016

Jordan

A way to say the n-word without getting in trouble with Tyrone.

Craig met up with Tyrone and greeted him “What’s up my jordan?”

by gkshsjd June 9, 2021

Jordan

An extremely annoying, angry and obsessive person. Hates to be told he’s wrong and thinks the world is against him. Has a huge nose and often likes fake black music (e.g childish gamdini). Usually has one comeback, that being shit up and gets upset about almost everything. Often falls in love with a girl and then becomes obsessed. Don’t break a Jordan’s heart, you’ll never hear the end of it...

Oh no... Jordan’s coming...

by Mow-Lester October 31, 2019

Jordan

A BIG FAT MEGA PLAYER

Girl 1- ooo he’s cute
Girl 2-watch out his name is Jordan and he’s a player

by Roadtrip_roadie_randy June 27, 2019

Jordan

A Jordan is slang for a Mexican gay man.

Man, those two Mexican guys are totally Jordan for each other.

by Bizmarquee549 February 16, 2017

Jordan

A huge dumbass who has the record for shortest dick. He would suck a guys dick for 5 dollars. He weighs more than Sean and is that guy to chew on a used condom loke it's gum.

I heard Jordan fucked Gracie last night and liked it.

by Mr. Name6969 December 4, 2018