Italian

The most gorgeous people on this planet. Awesome hair. Soo sweet. Flirts.

Mary: Have you meet Jake? He is sooo hot!
Jane: OMIGOSH YES! He's a total Italian! ;)

by i<3umoreeeeeeeee October 25, 2011

Italian Banker

A sexual position where the man lies on his back facing up. The female lies on her partner facing up. She arches her back to allow penetration. While raising her hips, she puts her hands behind her, doing a crab like crawl to get the motion started. The woman does all the work in this position. This is also known as the Italian Chandelier.

She would have burned a lot more calories doing the Italian Banker if her partner would have lasted longer.

by Sonya C. November 14, 2007

Itemistic

A player, usually a newbie or noob which he or she asks for items due to the fact that they just started an online game and want strong items immediately. Most of the time ignored by players and the newbie still tries its luck for having a strong and rich player to give his or her items to the new player.

New Player: itens pl0x? *Uses trade command*

Mayhem1230: *Ignores while walking up Lorencia*

New Player: plsssss, im noob and weak. i want to be strong too

Mayhem1230: You again, not only you were partyistic but now you're also itemistic too, what has the world gone to?

by StealthBlackHand April 6, 2009

italian taco

Any cheap frozen pizza folded in half and eat like a taco

Man Totino's makes one helluva italian taco.

by Donut1984 May 7, 2008

Italian Hand Job

Italian Hand Job Italian Hand Job, or commonly referred to as IHJ, is the ultimate test of a woman's endurance.The challenge is to sit through the entire Italian Job movie (usually naked). If the woman has the strength to finish the movie, then all participants are rewarded with a hand job. This is a commonly used diversion by males when the girl is much more into the guy then the guy is into the girl.

Jenny: What are you doing tonight Caleb?
Caleb: Oh nothing really!

Jenny: Want to hang out or watch a movie?

Caleb: Only if it's the Italian Job

Jenny: Can I give you an Italian Hand Job after?

Caleb: Yes

by Basement Bros September 19, 2012

Italian Mozes

A massive god like figure that can beat you up with her pinkey. She grants all the bad wishes u make.

Person#1: GO AWAY!

Person#2: Wow i want to get struck by lightning now.

Italian Mozes: BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!

by Honathan January 26, 2009

Italian Mud Basket

First, you poop and hold it in your hands. Next, you do your girl from behind. When you're about to climax, you shout, "That's a spicy meatball!" and throw it on her back.

"Man, last night I had to take a huge dump so my girl Jennifer had the idea to do the Italian Mud Basket."

by jenifer green1 March 17, 2010