ya mum

this is a sensitive call, if you say it to the wrong person, you can die. alright?!? ALRIGHT?!?!?!

"oi shut up"
"ya mum"
...
"MAMUMSDEAD!!!"

by sickmad beast February 23, 2010

ya mum

The woman that is my girlfriend.

Me and ya mum are going to look at some walruses at the zoo.

by Bowen Zhu May 12, 2008

Ya Ma

Ya Ma is used by middle schoolers of the North East of England, nd it basically means ure mam!

i HAD ya ma last night, nd ya ma was good

by x-LoU-x May 13, 2005

ya mum

Ya Mum is a good pay out and makes people go SILENT

Ben- Ur Gay
Billy- Ya Mums Gay

1- Go away u Homo
2- Thats not what ya Mum said

Ben - Where were u last night
Billy- In YA MUMS bedroom suckin her cock!
Ben - WHAT!

1- Dont pay ot me Mum
2- Im Not im just sayin shes good at it!

by funny one here October 2, 2007

Yas Queen

yessir but for queens

OMG YAS QUEEN SLAY

by cirno fumo November 7, 2021

ya mum

1. Self explanatory. Your. Mum.

2. The ultimate standby when unable to think of an insulting comeback.

3. Or, for the ultra-dumb, s phrase used commonly throughout the day for absolutely no reason.

1. "Who's on the phone?"
"Ya mum again."
"Damn it."

2. "You're a douchebag!"
"Ya mum is a douchebag!"

3. "Hi."
"Ya mum."
"How's it going?"
"Ya mum."
"What day is it?"
"Ya mum."

by ya mum. November 24, 2006

ya nan

A way to say attractive grandmother. Often used by people with little or no intelligence.

I goosed ya nan while screaming "Wiiigii!".

by Shmoo December 11, 2004