library police

librarian and/or library aid(s) that follow you to your classes when you owe a 5 cent late fee

Dan: Hey, do you have 5 cents? i need to get the library police off my butt

by ♫sar-bear♫ October 23, 2008

Church Police

People you know from church, but are not really friends with outside of church. They notice you at Wal-Mart on Sunday afternoon after you skipped church that day and approach you to announce that they missed you in church, expecting either a doctor's note or an explanation as to where you were.

Wife: "Shoot! I ran into the Church Police while I was at Wal-Mart."
Husband: "Who was it?"
Wife: "Betty and George."
Husband: "Did they say anything?"
Wife: "Yeah. 'We missed you today at church.'"
Husband: "What'd you say?"
Wife: "One of the kids was sick."

by Turkey Trot February 28, 2011

Taco Police

The new name of all the police in the state of Arizona.

Just because I have a tan, the taco police pulled me over today to make sure I was legal.

by The Amazing Blue September 14, 2010

police man

1. A very popular Halloween costume option for gay men.

2. A member of The Village People.

I'm going to dress up like a police man for Halloween and give moustache rides to naughty motorists.

by Todd Blankenship, Jr. March 25, 2005

Please police

A unique homonym to ask for something.

Quang: Please police!! I'm innocent.

by rolique October 02, 2015

Blog Police

Especially weak-minded bloggers.

See: pussiesfragglecocksucker

I wish s/he would stop thinking s/he is entitled to control what others do when they blog. Blog Police. Sheesh! I'd rather deal with the NYPD. At least they have to get mental health check-ups when they do something stupid.

by indochine August 18, 2003

Chief of Police

The biggest Mafia Boss in the world.

Chief of Police of LAPD.

by j3fcigan April 14, 2020