incel

Someone who is hated just for having no future.

You're an incel. That's all your fault. Never mind that that misogynistic wifebeating bully gets laid, that's just an exception. It's just your attitude.

by F***themall July 28, 2023

Incel penis

Something to describe a small penis usually belonging to an incel

“Ewww have you seen that nerd ass Nigga Daquarius” “yeah I heard he got that incel penis”

by Zodiac Zach August 1, 2023

incel

Another word for homosexual, hence someone who is "involuntary celibate" and instead chooses to put their peewee in other peoples butts, but it's not really sex because they can't get pregnant. The do this with the same gender because out of pure perversion and desperation. Sad really and pathetic. Normies use it as a degoratory slur against people who are strong singles and cool. Usually slur used by fat feminists or gay people when they get angry and can't think of anything else. Probably a type of psycological projection/trolling.

Damn Adam watches Twilight, he's such a mainstream incel.

by Hammerjacket August 17, 2023

Incel

Incel a derogatory knee jerk term used by wokists, for people who disagree with the aduacity to question their viewpoints or support Donald Trump.

Veronica knew Kevin was an incel , as soon as he presumed her gender

by TalkieToaster August 31, 2023

Incels

No they fucking don't bitch. Incels do not make their sexuality their identity in a way that the fucking breeders do not and if the women are fucking the fat-cocks exclusively up to a retard in-fucking-stead of me then I ABSOLUTELY have a God-damned right to be disgruntled about.

Hym "No. Nonono. Every song, every movie, every television show is about you cocksuckers fucking eachother. And you act like your whole identity doesn't revolve around BEING AN ATHEIST. You motherfuckers don't have profound, multidimensional public-personalities. I HAVE THAT. So much so that literally hundreds of characters about me at this point."

Breeder "But my wife only fucks the best men! See!? I'm the best man! And my kids! They are suuuuuuper important to eVeRyBoDy! Right guys? Right or I get to kill you? Guys?"

Hym "You see what I'm fucking talking about? I didn't even know what an incels was until 7 years ago. So, no. Get the fuck right out of here with that. You know how many times I've had to sitband listen to 'By boyfriend blahblahblah... My wife blahblahblah... My kids blahblahblah!" 👈 THAT is YOUR sexual identity and it IS at the forefront of your identity. All of ya! IN ADDITION TO 'Incels this! Incels that! They need to be more like me even though I'm a retarded piece of shit!' It just never ends with fucks. But MY identity revolves around my sexuality. Or lack thereof. Sure. Sure bud."

by Hym Iam July 13, 2024

InCell Gang

A group of child sex traffickers and fentanyl traffickers that run around Ottawa hacking people to escape their incelibacy

Person 1:Did you see that cracker Ryan in the Wheelchair of Jayson that goes by sharkteeth?

Person 2:No? Why?

Person 1:I wanted to make bands with the InCell Gang trafficking children, trafficking fentanyl, and hacking.

Person 2:Dude, your gross, wtf? get away from me

by TheAnalBeadUser July 31, 2024

Incel

A secret code word meaning 'I am retarded.'

Woman hater: I'm an incel!
Normal people: Thanks for letting us know that you are retarded.
People on the opposite extreme: Anyone who does not agree with me on everything is an incel.
Normal people: Thanks for letting us know that you are also retarded.

by Some rando out there August 2, 2024