Window Ears

A person, usually an eavesdropper, who possesses a superior level of hearing that allows them to listen through closed windows.

"Keep your voice down, my mum has window ears"

"Watch what your saying down 'ere that b*tch at number 23 has window ears"

by The Pan April 27, 2010

Ear Portal

The small speaker on a telephone where the other person's voice comes out.

i dont like to close my eyes on the phone because i am afraid that someone will jump through the ear portal and attack me!

by TheAngryZorse October 6, 2009

Ear-cleaners

The type of headphones that poke really deep into your ear, to block out all other sound. If ears aren't cleaned regularly, they will attract earwax

Steve: Dude, I loaned Jim my ear-cleaners and when he gave them back, they were covered in his earwax...

Tomothy: ugh thats so gross, he should clean his ears more

by puu^3dz0rz September 8, 2010

twat ear

someone who's ear has a remarkable resembelance to the female genetalia.

"Do you like that Ms. Blann woman" said Dave.
"NO" replied Louie, "shes a total twat ear".

by Juan 12 November 8, 2007

ear tube

the tube in which you hear things.

(Wife) Hey Hunny wanna get the phone?
(Husband) I broke my ear tube.

by shortie64 April 1, 2009

ear jam

the waxy residue (and other gook) in your ears

HIM: the cat really likes me scratching the inside of her ear. HER: of course she does, you're cleaning out her ear jam for her...

by happyjappy June 13, 2008

Fast Ear

Fast ear is the feeling you get when you listen to a song you've heard before and think that it is faster than usual but it actually is the original speed. When this happens you should immediately turn the song off and come back later and listen to avoid any permanent damage.

Georgy- I have to get the song from a different site, that track is sped up.

Jessica- No it's not, its the same speed. You just got fast ear.

by Mr. Rugby March 20, 2014