When you have sex with a girl (Hump) and then after you are done, you lay her down on the floor and do a long run up and kick her away (Hoof) where she goes flying out of your life forever.
"Oi mate, I pulled a girl last night in KOKO and did the ol' Hump and Hoof as soon as i was finished with her."
by JayhCz101 October 21, 2017
Get the Hump and Hoof mug.Hump day the middle of the week Sunday Monday and Tuesday is a hump.Wednesday is the top of the hump. Thursday Friday and Saturday is all down the hump Wednesday is hump day. Hump day is Wednesday
Hey guys guess what day it is. Is it Wednesday.No! It's Hump day. What is hump day. Hump day is the middle of the week.
by Cupcake dreams June 29, 2018
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by steammustachio April 25, 2021
Get the Humpernickel mug.Humayl a guy who pulls all the bitches and gets more head than a pillow or the ladies love him and he prefers egirls
by Humayl March 17, 2022
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by Johnny Hockey October 21, 2022
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Term coined after the character called 'Humperdoo' in the comic book 'Preacher' (as well as TV series of the same name.)
The character 'Humperdoo' is a genetically replicated descendent of Jesus Christ whom due to being cloned many times has become severely mentally disabled. Despite his obviously severe mental disability, he is regardless in line to become mankind's next messiah.
This is a debilitating disappointment for religious world leaders regardless of Humperdoo's amazing ability to soft shoe tap dance.
Term coined after the character called 'Humperdoo' in the comic book 'Preacher' (as well as TV series of the same name.)
The character 'Humperdoo' is a genetically replicated descendent of Jesus Christ whom due to being cloned many times has become severely mentally disabled. Despite his obviously severe mental disability, he is regardless in line to become mankind's next messiah.
This is a debilitating disappointment for religious world leaders regardless of Humperdoo's amazing ability to soft shoe tap dance.
"Wow..those Crypto guys really ended up being full of shit...what a bunch of Humperdoos"
"I always thought Lisa Marie Presley would be a better singer because her dad was Elvis, but to be honest she's a bit of a Humperdoo.."
"I always thought Lisa Marie Presley would be a better singer because her dad was Elvis, but to be honest she's a bit of a Humperdoo.."
by JimTheGrim May 3, 2023
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The index finger is seperated from the three other fingers, resembling a humpback whale's mouth. A great follow-up after the shocker.
The index finger is seperated from the three other fingers, resembling a humpback whale's mouth. A great follow-up after the shocker.
by Hair-to-Shoulders June 12, 2005
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