dyke hockey

Often referred to as field hockey..more commonly dyke hockey references the alarming number of "dykes" playing this girl eat girl butch sport.

"HEY..let's go play some dyke hockey!"

by Jennifer A. McNeil March 14, 2009

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Hockey Mom

1- A mother who takes their children to hockey games and is very competetive

2- A pit bull with makeup

Hockey moms are known to make bad Vice Presidents of anything. Particularly large country.

Sarah Palin thinks that she can fool us into thinking she's an average citizen with her "hockey mom" BS. What a TOOL!

by craziest mofo January 20, 2009

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cunt hacker

A person who licks and bites the clitoros in an attempt to make a woman cum.

I picked up this bloke the other night and it turned out he was a total cunt hacker

by Durbridge September 10, 2006

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hooker magic

A hooker's enticing persuasiveness to lure in tricks for her own financial benefits.

Hooker: Hey cracka! You wouldn't happen to want a good dick sucking would you?

Trick: Your hooker magic won't work on me!

by Austin Lebamoff April 4, 2007

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Spin off of Booker T. Washington, it is a clever play on history sounds like his name but in reality it enables you to call anyone you want a hooker but being a hooker t washington is so much more than just a hooker you must also be addicted to crack and willing to do anything and I mean anything to get it lol also you must be willing to give blow jobs for under a dollar.

Me: Whats up Hooker T. Washington?
Your Mom: What?
Me: You know your just a hooker
Your Mom: I guess your right
Me: Lets make out
Your Mom: No
Me:I have 12 cents and some crack
Your Mom: I would have done it for 5 and half that amount of crack
Me: Sweet

by cdawg91 November 4, 2010

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hockey carlton

While blowing your load you perform a slap shot maneuver with your penis forming a jizz mustache on the receiver. While performing this precision shot you have to yell "slap shot bitch!" Hockey comes from the slap shot maneuver. Carlton comes from Carlton and his mustache on fresh prince of bell air.

hockey carlton

by BlackIrish09 September 28, 2013

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