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Wearing the straw hat

Meaning working in the yard or garden. Comes from the fact that farmers when working in their fields used to wear straw hats.
I was wearing the straw hat this weekend. (working on the yard)
by Otto Von Coop November 14, 2010
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doff me a hat

a phrase meaning

1) show me respect please and/or show me more respect that you are currently showing me

2) (offensive/rude) a man asking a woman to drop everything she is doing and immediately give him a blowjob
girlfriend: please doff me a hat and appreciate me more, i could your dinner everyday.

boyfriend: no, you should doff me a hat; i would like you to be able to give me more blowjobs.
by Crazy Uncle Dimma August 28, 2013
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war themed hat simulator

A joke about Team Fortress 2 and it's overabundance of hats.
Haha funny war themed hat simulator haha funny joke
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keep it under one's hat

Keep something a secret.

There are four origins of this idiom (I GUARANTEE IT):

- English archers protected their bows by putting the strings on their heads under their helmets;
- “keep it under our hat” was mentioned in 1982 in periodical "Gleanings in Bee Culture";
- President Abraham Lincoln's stove pipe hat, where he kept important papers;
- the ceremonial swordbearer of the Lord Mayor of London (can be dated to 1420), who keeps the key to the Lord Mayor’s seal of office in a special pocket in his hat.
-keep it under one's hat-

Joey: All right, what else?
Chandler: Well uh, there was acting classes, stage combat classes, tap classes…

Joey: Which we're still keeping under our hats!
by Kisa Boris July 13, 2016
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Memphis Top Hat

A Memphis Top Hat is when you unload a big pile of stankin ass shit on someone else's head. It could be as part of some kinky sex, or as an unexpected act. Either way - anytime you take a shit on someone's head it is known as a Memphis Top Hat.
Alvin loved giving his girlfriend golden showers. One day during an extra kinky fuck session Alvin decided to give his girlfriend a Memphis Top Hat. As shit dripped down her forehead they made passionate love.
by Mr. Kaasten August 14, 2010
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trapper's hat

A thick, warm hat with fur flaps covering the ears and forehead. Often worn by people in Canada and other cold countries
Bob: Eh Doug, look at jenny over there with her trapper's hat

Doug: I don't care eh, just help me move this moose.
by johnsmithers November 12, 2013
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phantom hat

Phantom hats or phantom glasses occur when you've been wearing said apparel for some time and can still feel them after they're no longer on your person. Peace.
"I've got a phantom hat on."

"No, Greg, you just haven't showered in three days. Pass the Pam."
by Ian February 2, 2004
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