skin harmonica

cunnilingus,sister instrament to skin flute

He asked me if I play any instruments...I said yes I play the skin flute, but only if i'm accompanied by the skin harmonica!

by wellygrrl December 9, 2008

E-Harmony

Another name for Ecstasy.

Tom: Yo dog have you been on E-Harmony, it's the bomb.

by Perscriptionist March 31, 2009

rat hammock

a womans sanitary napkin

Honey--when you go to the store--can you pick me up a box of rat hammocks?

Uh..what???

by amadeus April 7, 2005

meat harmonica

1) A long, smooth instrument made of meat.
2) A penis.

1) He played a vigorous tune on his meat harmonica.
2) "What am I going to do with two harmonicas?" / "Go skiing."

by Michael February 2, 2004

banana hammock

An athletic supporter. A jock strap.

Very common since at least the 1950s.

What are you giving your husband for his birthday Jane?

I thought I'd get him a new banana hammock, Mavis.

by Tuna Wanda January 12, 2007

hammock

the hairs in a male's (hopefully not female's)asshole/crack that create a "hammock" like shape, home of the dingleberries

I just had a poop 30 minutes ago and I couldn't successfully wipe so now the dingleberries are caked and lodged in my hammock!

by thecuzs October 10, 2008

Hammocking

hammocking is a sexual practice which involves two people and a hammock. The person who wishes to be hammocked lies on a bed underuneath a hammock. this hammock must contain their naked lover. When the naked lover is least expecting it, you should cut the the strings of the hammock, thus allowing the naked lover to fall on top of you. this is very sexy and really turns on campers, as they enjoy sleeping in hammocks.

a word of caution, you should not try hammocking if you are very skinny and your naked lover is over weight. this may result in crushing and death.

For all of those people who are regular size- ENJOY!

HOW DID YOU KNOW I LOVE HAMMOCKING!

by stephhasafannyrash June 14, 2010