happy slap

A situation in which a chav or scally will approach you with the aim of filming you being slapped, punched, or otherwise inconvenienced, but instead gets a broken jaw, a hospital stay and his phone stolen.

The happy part is sending the video to every single person in the would-be perpetrator's phone, especially if there's one called "Mam".

If anyone tries happy slapping me when I am next in England then this is what will happen.

by Squealpiggy October 1, 2005

happy as larry

to be very happy
Australian/New Zealand Slang

when Warney finally got a cold beer, he was happy as larry.

by Laumas September 20, 2006

happy box

a happy box is the box that you hide your porn in

Nobodys home, time to get out the happy box

by Luke Himsel June 11, 2006

happy-treed

drunk, wasted, boozed...etc.

dude, your party was so sick last night.

uhhh, i don't remember, i was so fucking happy-treed!

by jen16 January 10, 2008

Happy borthday

When you completley spell shit wrong

When you meant to say Happy Birthday but use Happy Borthday instead

by Amadmutha February 21, 2018

poo happy

That feeling of elation you get when you finally take a dump. Feeling of elation lasts anything up to an hour afterwards.

John: "I was stuck in that meeting for an hour and finally got to use the bathroom. I feel so poo happy now."

by shakytrousers December 18, 2011

happy cry

to be so overwhelmed with joy/positive emotions that you cry.

“mj feels like happy crying every time he talks to bee”

by mj.asfffff June 5, 2021