Can't Handle It

My brother Johnathan, given a million opportunities and chances in life, yet still setup for failure because of plain stupidity and drug addiction.

Jake: oh man i just ruined this expensive thing.... Ethan: you just done a Can't Handle It!

by nao2357 February 21, 2021

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by FrenchVanillaSake February 26, 2025

to handle

One of many verbs that is a handy euphemism for "to murder"-- used only by those used to ordering killings.

"Joey's been getting high, flashing money and mouthing off about the Brink's Job! Tell his brother to handle him, or someone will handle both of them."

by MTyeW23 July 15, 2021

Handle Kink

When you have a kink of using things as handles.

"He has a handle kink, he told me he could cut my asscheeks off and sew them onto my back and use em as handles when he's fucking my deformed ass."

"Im going to cut your hair off and glue half of it on each side of your back and use em as handles while i fuck you in the ass"

by Bklitzed February 9, 2022

monster-handle

To inflict pain and devastation at a level far greater than being man-handled.

Did you see the "Monster Among Men" Braun Strowman monster-handle Brock Lesnar?

by GLT75 August 26, 2017

Yankee handle

When someone from up north gives you a handle job

Boy 1: she is from new york imma have her give me a handjob
Boy 2: you mean a yankee handle

by Username67435 June 14, 2021

Loveland handle

One thumb in her asshole to assist with the leverage in doggy or reverse cowgirl

I had her in the Loveland handle last night and she wouldn’t leave after

by Sampygra October 9, 2023