GOON SQUAD 

A group of goofy teenage boys who spend their lives dedicated to having a good time. You’ll never seen a goon alone; they’re always together - whether it’s an In-N-Out or outside of Target! They are always having a dumb litty time playing Fortnite or GTA.

“Oh my God! Look it’s a goon!” “Hey, look, a goon.” “Ew, a goon! BLEH.” “Aah, go the other way, the goon squad is coming.”

GOON SQUAD by Septembersixth June 9, 2018

Goon Squad 

A group of handsome young men who run Rockford Lutheran like its their bitch. They are generally known as the kids who go hard all the time.

Hey, did you see the Squad?

Yeah they are a bunch of goons.

I wish I could be a member of the Goon Squad.

No you don't.

Goon Squad by Hardassmothafucka December 29, 2011

Goon Squad 

A group of guys, that are sworn to cause trouble where ever they go. You dont fuck with the goon squad unless you want to die. Goon squad consists of the following members: Baraa, Ismael, Areeb, Farzan, Ibrahim and Faizan. The top 3 are the leaders and are part of a group known as the Teckatrons. The other three (Farzan, Ibrahim and Faizan) are minor goons. Goon Squad is a invite only group.

Goon Squad Logo can be made by making C's with your hands and interlocking them.

Watch out, here comes the Goon Squad.

Goon Squad by AnonSourceFromWhiteOaks November 26, 2013

goon dick

Someone that is extremly "homo" but not actually homosexual. Also refered to in short by goon.

i.e. Brian Paddock

Dude you are such a goon dick.

goon dick by Raven January 23, 2004

Goon Porn 

Goon porn describes a type of pornography, usually depicting male(s) masturbating in an odd, somewhat dumb way. This is usually done by grunting or yelling words like "cum" or "penis" or "dick."

Goon porn may also describe female masturbation or sexual activities, although usually they use words to describe heterosexual intercourse and not self-centric words like males use. These words may include "jizz" or "gangbang."

I was watching some goon porn last night. For some reason, a dumbass just saying different words for "penis" really gets me off.

Goon Porn by theuninitiated November 14, 2018

Goon Boy 

A little try hard skateboarder that poses all day while drinking Goon cask wine.

Look at those little goon boys. Go eat some nob you fags.

Goon Boy by Brendan Roche May 13, 2005

goon squad 

Thugs for hire used to rough up others. Bussed in supposed "tea party" people but actually paid for by others used to shout down and intimidate at public meetings or rallies.

The wealthy business owner brought in a goon squad to shout down labor protesters wanting fair treatment.

goon squad by UnionGirl2011 March 6, 2011