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Black gloved

To take 100 dollars out of one ass while wearing a black glove
That man over there owes me 100 dollars, I'm going to black gloved him if he doesn't pay up soon.
by MikeHancho07 July 12, 2022
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Rubber Gloves

I need to put on some Rubber Gloves so I can do my job dissecting kittens
by W.G. II September 8, 2019
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oven gloves

A white person's tool in order to not burn themselves
wow dude this meatball is really hot can u pass me the oven gloves
by memeballs June 29, 2017
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VR gloves

vr gloves are a alternative to using controllers for your vr headset they are a pair of gloves that have a small battery and they connect to your vr headset these gloves have loads of littles sensors navigating your every hand movement
i put on the vr gloves and then the head set started to track my hands
by joe among January 11, 2022
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wasabi glove

A condom filled with wasabi that one proceeds to stick his dick in.
Oswald gave her the wasabi glove last night. Now he's in the intensive care unit.
by BootyInferno December 8, 2013
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cheese glove

When you eat Cheetos or Doritoes and you get that orange powder covering your hands.
The best part of finishing a bag of cheetos, it's sucking off the cheese glove.
by lboogiecheeser April 2, 2015
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no glove, no love

a) common definition: a what a girl tell a guy when she absolutely wants him to wear a condom during sex

b) my (newer) and improved definition: if you can't buy me a glove-i.e expensive silk gloves, jewellery, expensive house or a car, you get no love- i.e i, as female, won't be your wife/mistress
guy: can you be my wife or mistress or long term fwb, something along those lines, since all my male friends have wives and/or mistresses?

lady: sorry man. no glove, no love, as they say

guy: wtf? i didn't ask if you wanted sex. you didn't answer my question. I though the phrase had only one definition.

lady (laughing at him): yes i did answer your question, no glove, no love actually also has a definition b), i don't care about sex with condoms...I refuse to be your wife/mistress until you buy me gloves

guy: so what's lol the definition b) of no glove, no love?

girl : i won't be your wife/mistress or anything, until you can provide me with expensive silk gloves, expensive jewellery and the like...i want my guy to be financially stable enough for me.

guy: so you're saying ....oh i see
by Sexydimma December 7, 2016
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