plead the fifth

To withhold all information concerning one's actions while in a state of complete intoxication (similar to that which one would be in after consuming a fifth of liquor). Such withholding is an effort to protect one's reputation, but also could be due to the fact that the individual simply drank too much to remember what happened during the time in question.

Dan: "Dude, did you *seriously* hook up with Sandra last night? I thought you hated that bitch."

Steve: "I can't even remember what happened after we left the bar. I'm gonna have to plead the fifth on that one."

by Ti-na-na-na September 11, 2007

Fifteen cents

$15 worth of drugs

by Lehem October 18, 2003

fwit

Short for fuckwit

Always amazes me how being a complete fwit is no bar to public office in the US.

by ScouserInASuit April 11, 2011

The Fifth Degree

Used to describe the punishment someone is going to or already has gotten. Usually the punishment is disproportionate to the crime.

My bitch didn't make my sandwich so I gave her ass the fifth degree. Now I'm in jail for domestic violence.

by Ttwix March 15, 2015

fwistywakaha

A young indian women who only wears post-it notes!

My mom is not a fwistywakaha!

by emily June 28, 2004

fifty

Being sexually excited by a minor event. Pertaining to 'fifty degrees', the angle of an erection.

"Oh my lord, they have 24 on DVD?!"
"Jesus, don't have a fifty over it..."

by ross-l-f June 27, 2005

fifth of ass

is the smell of something unworldly, such as multiple bodily fluids of someone who is completely clueless(ie. drunk, stoned or just stupid)

I was gonna hit that, but she smelled like a fifth of ass.

by Husband of Sunessa August 30, 2007