Daddi Cot Me Getin Forked

When your dad walks in while you're in the middle of getting forked by your mother in the arse.

Daddi: "Ah, (y/n) you're gettin forked again?"
(y/n): "Shayte! Daddi Cot Me Getin Forked!"

by TriedDrowningAFish August 22, 2018

God’s Fork

A fork utensil with a knife on the side, and a spoon on the bottom.

Yo brah you got any god’s forks in your house?

by donovanni January 7, 2023

Why do people like forks so much?

People like forks a lot because its so cool!!!!11!1!!!!1111!

Why do people like forks so much? Forks are you when yes is you good when fork is yes good you ok when fork work yes okau when to

by eating a burger with no honey September 29, 2022

ass fork

A new form of cutlery used to “eat ass”

I need new ass forks mine is covered in shit!

by JTheAssForkMaster October 8, 2019

Walk and Fork

The act of eating your nosh in between clubs.

Hurry up man, Lava closes soon.
Oh jeez, this is so good but I can't stop to eat it; this calls for a Walk and Fork.

by Souperman 1234 September 2, 2010

Fork

A piece of metal used to eat food.

I used a fork and knife to eat my meat.

by PotatoPotat October 18, 2018

fork the kiwi

To do IT with an Australian person

Person 1: Yoo I’m gonna fork the kiwi girl
Person 2: TMI dude

by Miss Gurl that is HIDEOUS!😠 June 21, 2021