A lengthy, loud, and robust occurrence of flatulence
After last night's dodgy curry and beer, I spent the morning on the toilet performing an etude for flute and bassoon.
by anonymous July 5, 2024
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Angry Flute

The act of rubbing hot sauce on ones lip before performing oral sex on a man. This causes the man's penis to burn and become red. The oral performer is now in the orchestra as the angry flute player and while the man screams his operatic whails of seduction.
"I really pissed off Carla last night. She gave me an angry flute and my neighbors all clapped after the performance"
by Lil Bwow Wow July 4, 2022
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Coot Flute

A slang term referring to the unconventional and intimate act of inserting a vape device into another person's vagina and inhaling from it.
At the wild party, Kris shocked everyone by attempting a coot flute with his partner, leaving the room in stunned silence.
by LazySGT May 14, 2025
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flute

Something used to charm a snakey prick.
"Ben is being a snake so me and Henry had to be flutes so he stopped being a snakey dick face"
by snake boi August 31, 2016
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saggy skin flute

When a young woman or man give a blow job to a really old fat man
by Dipshitmicfindercunt June 23, 2016
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A "gay man". Refers to a male person who is romantically, sexually, emotionally, or spiritually attracted to other men.

Historical definitions focus on the act of attraction, while the identity of a gay man is really a multifaceted experience that includes self-identification and emotional connection, not just sexual behavior.
I knew that celebrity was a Rhode Island Flute Player after he was caught kissing another man at the gay bar.
by Jimmy GramZ September 16, 2025
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Skin Flute

The result of repeated attempts of genital piercing on or around the penis.
"Don't go to piercing place downtown, my friend Eddie went for a dick ring and they messed up... Now he's walkin' around with a skin flute!"
by Evilalex December 16, 2020
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