Two Stage Flute

When you fart during anal sex and it comes out the pitchers ass.
When you both fart at the same time during anal sex

Anal with you was so extra we played the two stage flute

by Nicknatgiveadogabone December 26, 2018

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fud flute

Term used to describe item used in the most modern of annoying pastimes

Can you ‘smoke’ that fud flute elsewhere? I’d rather not be ingulfed in tropical vapour

by Big aldo March 05, 2020

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by JazzyBaby23 June 10, 2011

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The act of sucking a penis similar to someone using a straw while the recipitant of the sucking are simaltaniously urinating.

You could call my grandma an alcoholic, every night she wants my champagne flute.

by Chavvvy June 22, 2018

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"I'm back from practicing instruments."

"What did you play, the pants flute? HA."

by massive_schlong June 14, 2016

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Contrary to the Mormon bagpipe: fucking an armpit, the Peruvian Flute is fucking the leg crease from the thigh to the calf. South of the border.

To heck with the Mormon bagpipe; I just got back from my mission in Peru and taught my brethren the Peruvian Flute

by MormonsR'Us September 15, 2022

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When a younger girl sucks the elderly penis of a convicted priest

She played the Skeliton flute, now she Coffs dust

by Th3 auth0r April 28, 2023

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