Flumpkin

A friend that cancels a scheduled appointment with you to eat instead

“Don’t be a flumpkin like last time and make sure you call me tonight!”

by Flumpker January 24, 2019

Flumpatios

When something is so extravagant and over the top- it comes across arrogant

“Jeez don’t be so flumpatios

by Makingupwordstoproveapoint February 22, 2019

FLUMPKIN

Receiving a blow job while mowing the yard.

I was drinking tequila with this whoor and remembered I hadn't mowed the grass yet. So I hopped on my John Deer and she gave me a flumpkin.

by Nuts cifelli August 25, 2019

flumph

To feel tired and morbid amongst other depressed emotions. Usually used to summaries a shitty day.

"Hey Greg how was your day?"
"Fucking flumph leave me alone yer fanny"

by usmanisabitch August 31, 2019

Flumpkin

When a male is taking a mad dump and a female walks in and starts having intercourse while the male is shitting

“Did you hear George had flumpkin last night?”

“Babe give me a flumpkin”

by Bhdog44 October 10, 2019

Flumpy

Fat and boring

I met this girl on tinder, I knew she was fat from her pictures but it turned out she was just plain flumpy.

by Pgrogz November 13, 2019

Flumpidge

Plural of Flump

"I didn't notice any flumpidge here"

by Steffan Weaver December 28, 2019