Floppy Dick Rules

Rules for an event that change in the middle of that event, much like a floppy dick flops around.
"I can't believe we have to obey these floppy dick rules!"

"This competition's floppy dick rules are disappointing."
by gunplanexus July 14, 2020
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Floppy Tango

Look at her dance you can see her floppy tango
by Short1e August 10, 2022
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Floppy boy

The first guy you ever date, a tortured soul with a floppy haircut who, despite being incredibly sensitive where matters involving his own well-being are concerned, treats you appallingly, never pays attention to a word you say and dumps you by the side of the road.
I just rewatched twilight and I never realised it before, but Edward is such a floppy boy.
by awfulstuff March 08, 2024
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floppy stick

Someone who is useless and can't give you satisfaction.
by Abb is a Gbert April 15, 2016
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A floppy Erick.

When someone just come over to you and flops their arms
Sarah be like Erick don't be such a floppy Erick. Erick Wallace of dussehra size smacks his lips and then flaps his arms. Thomas comes over slaps Erick and says Erick don't be such a floppy Erick
by Blindthumb October 06, 2021
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Floppy Penis

A floppy penis can be imagined as a uncooked sausage, soft and squishy.
I usually have a Floppy penis when I look at Grandma porn...usually.
by A lil bit of chicken fried November 07, 2019
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