Floppy shooting

When you ejaculate without getting hard.

I jerked of to a lampshade and had some floppy shooting.

by Jsummers33 January 29, 2017

floppy jumper

When you can feel the springs in the mattress being pushed to its limit by taking your sex game to the next level

"Howd it go last night with that chick?"
"Ohh boy I gave her the ol' floppy jumper"

by Slaftr September 18, 2018

floppy disk

yay floppy disks cute

cute floppy disk

by Piece of shit ass motherfucker February 21, 2022

floppy gun

Is another name for a male appendage

Ex.#1 My floppy gun is shooting blanks

Ex.#2 Please don't empty your floppy gun in me

by Gumby3998 June 14, 2016

Floppy-Sally

1. A female specimen that has encountered a large amount of sexual intercourse over the years and has developed irregulary large oriphous' (both vaginal and anal).

in other words:

2. A skank that has sat on a ridiculous amount of large cock, from which she has stretched and torn all of her enterable passages to ridiculous proportions.

Julia, Julz, Juls, Jules, Julia, julia, JULIA, JULIA

"oh my god Julz, i knew you were a bit of a floppy-sally but this is ridiculous... its like throwing a hotdog down a hallway... a gooey smelly hallway!"

"Fuck Julia, i think my phone fell in it... god you are the floppiest sally the world has ever seen!"

by jeffffff September 22, 2008

Floppy donkey cock

It’s a cock that’s has been used so much from a donkey it’s all floppy

Wow the donkeys cock is a floppy donkey cock

by Sparkiee July 27, 2022

Floppy disks

A very old woman's exposed breasts.

Guy 1: "Did you see Melisandre get old as fuck when she took that necklace off on Game of Thrones last night?"

Guy 2: "Yeah man, I totally lost my hard on once I saw her floppy disks."

by brande brady May 20, 2016