Filthy Jeff

Dancing naked in your room listening to Justin Bieber while covering yourself in Pina Colada

Lola: Are you going to the club tonight?

Phil: No, I think I am just going to stick to a filthy jeff tonight.

by BJing February 5, 2012

Filthy Moustache

The act of trimming pubic hair off his/her genatal area and gluing it under the nose creating a filthy curly moustache.

Brad was so drunk when he past out last night so I gave him a filthy moustache!

by Rodney L July 27, 2011

Filthy Ortiz

The aromatic combination of Lysol and ass, usually found in a recently occupied restroom facility.

When Hillary entered the ladies room, she was overcome with a Filthy Ortiz.

by Smessler September 16, 2014

Filthy Seagal

When you sexually assult a woman then pay her off to keep quiet about it.

That dude is greasy, I heard he gave her a Filthy Seagal in order to keep from being arrested.

by PseudoSeagal March 3, 2023

Filthy Crayola

Filthy Crayola (fil-thee kray-ol-a)

v.

1). The act of drawing on your partners face with a fecal covered penis...often a direct result of ensuing rectal intercourse even though she had to pinch a hairy loaf but failed to warn you.

Jane was such a skank. She wanted me to punch her baloon knot so bad...so I rooted her colon only to pull out and have skat all over my meat hammer. As a punishment, I ran my 'Filthy Crayola' across her pretty face.

by Mr. Shtumpernachenhammerstein February 25, 2010

Filthy Robertson

The act of gaining revenge on a cheating girlfriend by cumming on the pillow her new lover now sleeps on in her bed so the jerk can roll about in your jizz while he sleeps with your former girlfriend.

"I can't believe that bitch lied about fucking that loser. No worries though, I got mine with a Filthy Robertson!"

by smarty gurl December 31, 2008

Filthy Frida

A sexual move similar to the famed Dirty Sanchez Junior but in this case, the finger that was inserted into the anus is drawn across the brows to create a unibrow rather than a moustache. Commonly used by butch lesbians in New Zealand, it is named after famed non-plucking bisexual artist Frida Kahlo.

Poor Jenny had no idea that Rhonda had slipped a Filthy Frida on her, until she walked out of the bedroom into the party again . . .

by D F Stuckey October 23, 2008