Fecal Hemorrhage

Uncontrollable semi-solid diarrhea that exits your ass in a fashion similar to an arterial bleed, spouting at the rate of an MK14 machine gun— slower than some, yet rhythmic.

Jeff Mason is late to work again. He’s stuck on his toilet with another fecal hemorrhage episode. That poor son of a bitch.

by CBoyed February 23, 2024

Fecal brap

A term to describe a messy fart.

Mr. Kat is sniffing up all the fecal braps!

by anonymous March 9, 2024

Fecal brap

A term to describe a particularly egregious fart.

1. I just let out a fecal brap.

2. Marco is selfishly sniffing up all the fecal braps.

by Rupyyz March 10, 2024

fecal freckle

Poop specks on panties

Damn your girl sharted she left fecal freckles on her panties.

Must of rammed her good last night she left fecal freckles all over her undies

by Hezra79 March 30, 2024

fecal presentation

A non-profane way of saying "shit show."

Sally: Wow, Bob's annual presentation was horrible. It had no useful information and his approach was super boring.

Jane: Yeah, it was a total fecal presentation.

by gonzobrains April 22, 2024

fecal blinded

The act of dehydrating fecal matter, grindinging it into fine powder and then blowing it into one's eyes

Guy 1: blows the powder into ones eyes
Guy 2: what the fuck bro?
Guy 1: you just got fecal blinded by the fecal fucking blinders

by BungusFlungus April 29, 2024

Fecal Feather

When you put your poop into a sleeping person's hand, then tickle their nose with a feather.

The sleeping person will rub poop on themselves and vomit everywhere while you hysterically laugh in the corner.

Dude l totally got them with the fecal feather. They threw up on the cat!

by anonymous June 22, 2024