Got to go fast

A annoying catchphrase said by that ball of blue fluff sonic

Sonic: got to go fast ! (Races of into the distance)
Tails: fuck of.

by r3.1n November 5, 2016

fast hand paul

A wannabe cowboy who is two-faced and a bit of a wanker.

look at fast hand paul, he is such a bitch bag.

by Hmmm January 6, 2005

Fast Eddie

When a man will put a significant amount of time making you feel like you’re the one that got his heart, that you’ll never be apart and loves you unconditionally and then on random occasions he will start a fight out of no where claiming unrealistic innuendos of you cheating on him so that he can block you and disappear for two days or more to play video games with his friends and entertain all the other women he pulls this same move on. And when he’s gone through the full rotation of females he’s got on his roster, watched all the porn he can handle, and played countless hours of NHL hockey on PlayStation he will casually text you as if nothing ever happened and work his charms to get back into your life. He will play head games with you and confuse you to the point of insanity because of how obsessive you become. He often rides a motorcycle for quick getaways so you cannot follow him to see where he goes.

Hey girl, are you ok? I heard John pulled a Fast Eddie on you.

by Phoenix35 September 26, 2018

Think fast chucklenuts!

Get ready cause if you hear someone scream this you are about to get flash banged by really anyone. Most commonly the Scout from TF2.

"Think fast chucklenuts!"

by Freaky_Fesh May 30, 2023

Fast Food Relationships

Gratification of a deeper need, but neither nourishing nor filling. Causes regret, self-loathing and massive weight gain in the long run.

Dang, the last three jerks I dated turned into fast food relationships. I gotta detox or something.

by KB Allstar August 9, 2012

Fernandez Fast One

When your family member intentionally or indirectly screws you over in a business specifically in real estate, loans, or theft.

Joe pulled a Fernandez Fast One over Peter when he sold the house to him. He screwed over Joe with ease.

by anonymousjoseph June 25, 2017

fast food hottie

The thin, flawless, outright sexy girls you see in fast food commercials on television.

Did you see that hot babe on that tv commercial? She looks nothing like the mutant swine you actually see eating at fast food establishments on a regular basis.

*Sigh* I know! Fast food hotties.

by still-single October 17, 2011