cosmic fart

A fart so deadly it causes the extinction of most life forms in the planet.
This is the latest fringe theory explaining the demise of dinosaurs.
It was brought to light due to the discovery of previously undetected concentrations of fossil dingleberries in late Cretacic strata.
Scientists are afraid of finding the Cosmic Fart's *smoking gun*
by Hugh G Rection April 11, 2005
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alcohol farts

After a solid day or evening of drinking, the human body expels the no longer effective ingredients in alcoholic drinks in the form of horrorendous fecal air gas which in return is the most effective weapon for Dutch ovens or underblanket farts.

Protein farts are the result of supplements for the body, alcohol farts are the result of the body rejecting toxins after serving their purpose of good buzzes and drunk stooperness.
Damn, I got my drink on last night, now I have the nasty alcohol farts. Can’t wait to burn Betty’s nose hairs with the next one!
by Charles Blue-it August 06, 2018
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fart stupor

A type of fugue state in which a person is rendered almost paralyzed while standing in their own massive cloud of flatus.
After emitting the longest and most overwhelmingly horrific fart he could recall ever releasing, he stood there in a fart stupor for nearly twenty minutes.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 02, 2019
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blonde fart

The dangerous combination of a blonde moment and a brain fart. Two times magnification - reserved for only the most dim-witted of moments.
My sister had a blonde fart while watching the news during a recent family dinner. The tv reporter said that "9 Brazilian men had died in an explosion." My sister turned to me and asked, "How many is a Brazilian?"
by MoonPie24 April 25, 2017
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rank fart

Farts that smell really bad( like dead animal in the sun bad). This is caused by eating Taco Bell, or any other Mexican food.
Rank fart:

Eating Mexican food before a flight might cause the TSA to refuse you the right to fly.

Mexican food on your wedding day is a bad idea(unless you want clear the place out fast).

Mexican food before church makes you sit in your own pew. This will make the every baby in the crying room cry and the parents wounder who did it.

Eating Mexican food before a movie will cause a riot in the movie theater when a fart is released.
by keebles February 17, 2012
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splatter fart

synonomus to shart, a wet version of a long fart ending in swamp ass.
"I had such bad gass that I sharted. When I went to clean up I found I had splatter farted and had to toss the BVD's. Now I have swamp ass and need to shower."
by Meierznutz September 08, 2004
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Morse farting

Named after inventor Samuel Morse, patterns of flatulence consisting of dits and dahs which can also be transcribed, most commonly onto toilet paper in the form of dots and dashes.
From his earliest youth my father demonstrated an innate talent for Morse farting for which he was, much later in his long and charmed life, eventually formally recognized for his feats of brilliant farting.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2020
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