The rare and wonderful 'Epic Gamer' is commonly found in dark rooms and are said to be very loud. They rarely leave their room and live off Red Bull. Epic Gamers are made when a normal Gamer (who lives in their mum's basements) have a series of 'Epic Gamer Moments.' These Epic Gamers are dangerous especially when they have recently lost a game of Fortnite. Epic Gamers are however well sought for by women and men alike! Don't buy a house near an Epic Gamer otherwise, you may be at risk of losing your Girlfriend/ Boyfriend/ Wife/ Husband or Nan.
Wife says''?????? I smell sweat and I hear someone screaming? What is up with this neighbourhood?!'' Husband says'' Oh it's fine it's just the Epic Gamer next door wanna get dominos? Hey, where are you going!?'' Wife yells'' I wanna divorce bitch bye I'm gonna get some Epic Gamer DICK!'
by SeekNDestroyXD November 18, 2019
Get the Epic Gamermug. That app that people only have on their PC to get GTA 5 for free with a variety of other free games, also known for making fortnite, having terrible servers and customer service
Person 1:hey, wanna play fortnite by epic games
Person 2:No, why would I install epic games launcher or fortnite to my PC
Person 1:because you can get GTA V for free
Person 2:you son of a bitch, I'm in
Person 2: ugh the servers are down again
Person 2:No, why would I install epic games launcher or fortnite to my PC
Person 1:because you can get GTA V for free
Person 2:you son of a bitch, I'm in
Person 2: ugh the servers are down again
by Cartoonlover69 July 18, 2020
Get the Epic gamesmug. by Clib the Right April 24, 2019
Get the epic chairmug. Possibly one of the most dangerous type of chav they usually treck the endz solo but sometimes they buddy up. If you ever see a Epic chav you need to run they will take all of your clothes and money. they normally have a chavvy family that lives in a bin with chav names like Jack or Ben. If you see them shirtless this means its summer and they want BLOOD they WILL take everyone they see.
Josh: oi you see that jack and his brother ben in that bin yeah they are Epic Chavs
Matt: Yeah I know saw him running around shirtless beating up homeless people
Jack: SHUDDUP!!!!
Matt: Yeah I know saw him running around shirtless beating up homeless people
Jack: SHUDDUP!!!!
by My name chef September 16, 2018
Get the Epic Chavmug. by IamAnEvilLittleGirl November 7, 2010
Get the Epic Juicemug. The most handsome, pretty, beautiful and generous person ever. Tho he is kind hearted he is quite poor so he should be given some tickets. Also Mizuhara best girl <3. He is called epic for short
by Quite Epic March 6, 2023
Get the Quite Epicmug. by @EPICLivingOfficial June 2, 2019
Get the EPIC Livingmug.