Skip to main content

Elephant Brains

A technique used by creative exhibitions to show off their penis and testicles. The technique involves squeezing your balls and member through your legs, then bending over and revealing the product from behind. It gets it's name from the product forming a trunk and wrinkly brains. It's kind of like the mangina, but from behind.
Bob: "Hey Gary, come in here, I gotta show you something."

Gary: "What the hell do you want... Ahhh, not the Elephant Brains again, you sick bastard!"

Bob: "Don't act like you've never seen my shit before."
by Chris Mortimer June 18, 2008
mugGet the Elephant Brains mug.

Elephant Whisperer

A person of either sexuality but probably male with a special gift for attracting fat people of either sexuality but probably girls. Can be interested in fat people himself, but probably isn't. The gifted one usually has a regular build.
Kari is a full on elephant whisperer, he couldn't shake off fat girls with the promise of leftovers in the next room.
by bigonsmallthings November 29, 2009
mugGet the Elephant Whisperer mug.

Elephante

A form of self-expression through fashion.
My elephante is mixing and matching different colors.
by Team Elephante August 10, 2016
mugGet the Elephante mug.

Elephant Faced

Picturing an elephant in your mind, having the tusks being your legs and the trunk of the elephant being your penis, letting it all hang out
"Yesterday I went elephant faced all around my house"
by QuinoaSalad January 4, 2018
mugGet the Elephant Faced mug.

elephant labia

Noun: When a girls labia is so long that it hangs
Emily has got a real elephant labia it’s as big as her hand.
by Dick feather May 3, 2018
mugGet the elephant labia mug.

Elephant trunk

Simply when someone has such a large foreskin-it looks like an elephant trunk. Think of a chode version of a foreskin kinda.
Becky, last night I fucked Bernard-he had such an elephant trunk.
by Bigdic6 boi November 18, 2019
mugGet the Elephant trunk mug.

stampeding elephant

The act of tying a broom to the front of your car proceeding to drive the car towards someone. If successful, the broomstick will have penetrated the anus.
Billy Buttlust gave the gnarliest stampeding elephant to tad last night.
by craig is fat March 6, 2007
mugGet the stampeding elephant mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email