Easter Bread

A deceptively disgusting desert (often made by Italians) that looks delicious as it is covered in sprinkles, but is actually quite bitter, and gross.

Mom: Hey Brad eat your dinner.
Brad: Face grimaces in disgust Oh god mom, don't pull an Easter Bread on me...

by Beavoirismygirl March 31, 2010

Eastern Sexting

Unlike common sexting, where clothes are removed before taking and sending an image, Eastern Sexting is when a human (usually of the female variety) adds additional clothing before taking a picture of herself and sends it to one or more males. This term received its name after becoming common with the Eastern Middle School community in Greenwich.

- Are you Eastern Sexting again?

- Yeah, she's wearing a parka again!

by Gullyside May 10, 2011

Dorito Eater

an individual (typically a male) that spends much of his freetime during adolescence watching pornography in the privacy of his basement/darkened bedroom/at a friend's house while simultaneously consuming -ito dust-covered chips (usually Nacho Cheesier Doritos). A D.E. (Dorito Eater) is marked by his inability to "get some" in the real world. Even though most individuals exit their D.E. phase by the age of 15, a former D.E. is easily identifiable by his didgy-dodgy behaviors involving women.

"It was so weird...when he asked me to suck his fingers while we were hooking up, I could almost taste the Doritos on his fingers from seven years ago. He's such a Dorito Eater"

by Rosco1 October 18, 2011

baby eater

a person who eats,drinks,and or swallows sperm

my cousins a babyeater

by arielle January 29, 2005

Easter Haircut

Getting a haircut the Friday before Easter

His parents made him get an Easter Haircut.

by the boss37375755 April 10, 2009

easterbunney

A fucking retarded dumbass on the IRC. He frequently comes to Wiirockers to annoy the shit out of everyone there. He's an imbecile who can't understand that no one wants him there, and most people want him banned. <_> He epically pisses everyone off and we would be better if this dumbass was gone.

easterbunney, if you're reading this GTFO TEH CHAT NUB D:<

by pluie August 25, 2009

sanchez eater

a thick pompous mustache usually sported by overrated western actors and 70's porn stars capable of consuming other inferior sanchez's

Sam Elliot has a monumental sanchez eater in the movie tombstone

by jagonanyone May 17, 2008