e-pottering

The act of accidentally squandering several hours (or days) on your computer while not doing anything in particular. e.g., YouTubing “just one more” vid, re-filing mp3s, looking up friends of friends of friends on Facebook, wading through MySpace band requests, Tweeting randoms, browsing for the definition of your own name on the Urban Dictionary etc...

The activity distorts the time perception of the e-potterer in such a way that an apparent 1 min of e-pottering time equates to roughly 1.5 Standard Earth Hours (as perceived by partners, friends, family and the fascist time police at your place of work).
Dude 1 - Bro, you look knackered today were you out late partying?
Dude 2 - No such luck man, I was just up until 4am this morning e-pottering.
by The Purple Princess December 11, 2009
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E choke

This is an expression made when feeling or showing intense shock, surprise, or wonder : utterly astonished.
E choke!!! Davido’s single titled “Fall” certified Gold in the US.
by Ll.ol March 06, 2021
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E-Chop

The electronic version of a chop, or spin. Where a chop is a mixture of tobacco and weed, an e-chop is a mixture of the and nicotine achieved through a dab pen and an e-cigarette, usually a Juul
Bro do you want to take an E-chop?

Hell yeah man!
by Bitchell2022 September 23, 2018
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E-crush

a crush on someboby you met in the net, you have never met this person in real life
I hav an E-crush on Jono78, i met him on habbo
by Vroom78 June 14, 2008
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e-puddle

A group of people rolling really hard at a club, or a friends house next to each other on the floor or a couch.
Bro, check out that e-puddle over there in the corner, they look really fucked up!
by SteedaQ November 08, 2006
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Eazy-E

Defined Gangster rap, brought Ice Cube and Dr. Dre from poverty to riches, and in the end was dissed by them. Started up the once strong Ruthless Records, and created the notorious rap grou pf the 80s and 90s NWA. Died from AIDS, but is always remmebered by his fans and his tru friends Bone Thugz and harmoney, and DJ Yella!
Motherfuck Dre, Motherfuck Snoop, Motherfuck Deathrow, yo and here comes my left blow!
by G's Up, Hoes Down December 06, 2003
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E A D

acronym for 'eat a dick.'
especially useful when emailing on corporate accounts that scan for inappropriate language.
also time-saving.
Hannah: Erika, you suck at Scrabble.
Erika: Hannah you need to E A D.
by Hannah111 March 24, 2008
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