John-Deered

Verb- Past tense of John-Deer. When a customer of a sex worker (a “John”) after obtaining & paying for services, runs the sex worker down with his car and takes the money back. The sex worker appearing like “a deer in headlights”.

I’m going to John-Deer the next whore that charges me more than $20 for anal.

Past tense- I John-Deered that whore when I realized she left a bloody slug trail on my seat.

by Mabel Scartooney December 5, 2018

john deere 7460

A black person who picks cotton

Jamal is a brand new John Deere 7460

by Shrimper112233 September 2, 2021

Red Deer

The armpit of Canada. If a city were a dry heave.

My parents moved to Red Deer because their lives were meaningless.

by A-Squished-FrenchHorn April 9, 2023

mmm my deer sexi pics

Standard phrase of an Indian, to tell girls that they like them.

girl: "how are you guys"
indian man: "mmm my deer sexi pics on profile i like my dear come inbox i make pregnancy with u my deer"

by halalbe September 27, 2017

uber duber

an extremely polish person. less insulting than polok, but more insulting than polish. these are usually the ones who live in america but only speak polish.

jesus, those uber dubers took our table again.

by alex via dictionary February 9, 2007

deerspotter

A wide-eyed ugly girl staring at you like a deer caught in the headlights of an oncoming car.

What's up, deerspotter?

by Jane October 8, 2003

Deer Lake

A town in Newfoundland. It has the highest rate of obesity in the province.

If I go to Deer Lake, I'll watch out for fat people.

by DanielJones October 23, 2012