While drunk, you phone someone you can't talk to sober (because of bad past-times or because you haven't got the balls) and talk nonsense to them until they either put the phone down, or agree to have sex with you.
1. "Dude, I am so wasted after drinking that whole crate"
2. "I know man, what can we do now?"
3. "Dude, let's do some Drunk Phoning!
4. "YEAH!, Lets call your mum"
2. "I know man, what can we do now?"
3. "Dude, let's do some Drunk Phoning!
4. "YEAH!, Lets call your mum"
by MetalCactuar April 20, 2011
by Drunkformal December 31, 2016
The friend who gets drunk and decides to buy his / her friends drinks, only to regret it the next day upon seeing the tab.
Drunk billionaire: Heyyyyyyy let's do a shhhot!
Friends: Can't. I'm broke!
DB: No shhhh, s'okay. I'll buy.
And the next day...
DB: how the fuck did I spend one hundred dollars last night???
Friends: Can't. I'm broke!
DB: No shhhh, s'okay. I'll buy.
And the next day...
DB: how the fuck did I spend one hundred dollars last night???
by not a db March 17, 2010
The art of drinking such a perfect amount of alcohol that one does not black out, throw up, or die. However, there is one constant when being KAYAK drunk which is the fact that said individual will end up throwing a kayak at another living human.
Friend #1:“Dude, how did you chip your tooth?”
Friend #2: “I spent a week at my buddy’s lake house and we got kayak drunk. The thing hit me right in the face.”
Friend #2: “I spent a week at my buddy’s lake house and we got kayak drunk. The thing hit me right in the face.”
by Adele is fat September 19, 2019
The term used for the same two people that always hook up, engage in sexual intercourse, oral intercourse or an intense staring contest while under alcoholic influence (similar effects found under the influence of marijuana, Cocaine, or due to the repeat playing of Mrs. Jackson, by OutKast)
*noises similar to Dr. Dre's "The Doctors Office"
Jamal: Dayummmm brotha, Cory and Taniqua are bangin' it out again!! How many shots they be havin'?
Bobb'e: Brotha, they be all steezed out on some HOOCH!!!
Jamal: YEEEE!! AHAHA LAWL! (uncontrollable Ghetto lingo follows)
Steve Irwin: Here we see the rare drunk couple, in their natural habitat, the predominantly low-income festive gathering.
Jamal: Dayummmm brotha, Cory and Taniqua are bangin' it out again!! How many shots they be havin'?
Bobb'e: Brotha, they be all steezed out on some HOOCH!!!
Jamal: YEEEE!! AHAHA LAWL! (uncontrollable Ghetto lingo follows)
Steve Irwin: Here we see the rare drunk couple, in their natural habitat, the predominantly low-income festive gathering.
by thatonekidwhoreallyisntfunny December 26, 2010
by highmark July 06, 2014
by Drunk_Junior September 07, 2015