When you are drunk and can fuck up a dart (cigarette) but when you’re drunk they come at a 2:1 ratio for sober darts
Ryan: yo I had like six drunk darts last night
Brandon: Damn so your sober dart count is at 3
Ryan: shit bro I forgot about the 2:1 ratio
Brandon: Damn so your sober dart count is at 3
Ryan: shit bro I forgot about the 2:1 ratio
by Dart god October 13, 2019
Get the Drunk Dartsmug. Stage of drunkenness where you are so drunk that you do creepy things such as grind hard with random girls who want no part of it, pass out and randomly wake up throughout night, or sit staring creepily at a person for much to long.
John: Dude last night was so weird
Tim: Why's that?
John: Frank kept staring at me the entire night from his seat in the corner.
Tim: Oh damn! He was creepy drunk.
Tim: Why's that?
John: Frank kept staring at me the entire night from his seat in the corner.
Tim: Oh damn! He was creepy drunk.
by UNOMav December 4, 2010
Get the Creepy Drunkmug. The term used for the same two people that always hook up, engage in sexual intercourse, oral intercourse or an intense staring contest while under alcoholic influence (similar effects found under the influence of marijuana, Cocaine, or due to the repeat playing of Mrs. Jackson, by OutKast)
*noises similar to Dr. Dre's "The Doctors Office"
Jamal: Dayummmm brotha, Cory and Taniqua are bangin' it out again!! How many shots they be havin'?
Bobb'e: Brotha, they be all steezed out on some HOOCH!!!
Jamal: YEEEE!! AHAHA LAWL! (uncontrollable Ghetto lingo follows)
Steve Irwin: Here we see the rare drunk couple, in their natural habitat, the predominantly low-income festive gathering.
Jamal: Dayummmm brotha, Cory and Taniqua are bangin' it out again!! How many shots they be havin'?
Bobb'e: Brotha, they be all steezed out on some HOOCH!!!
Jamal: YEEEE!! AHAHA LAWL! (uncontrollable Ghetto lingo follows)
Steve Irwin: Here we see the rare drunk couple, in their natural habitat, the predominantly low-income festive gathering.
by thatonekidwhoreallyisntfunny December 26, 2010
Get the drunk couplemug. A game where the host tells a story about a really stupid thing they have done, and the other players have to bet on whether the story had occured when the host was a kid, or drunk. After the players bet, the host reveals the true story.
Host: -I ate a full packet of cinnamon because I thought it would taste good, then I threw up in the middle of the living room while crying my eyes out. Drunk or kid?
Player 1: -Drunk!
Player 2: -KId!
Player 3: -Drunk!
Host: -Kid. I was nine years old and I was hungry.
Player 1: -Drunk!
Player 2: -KId!
Player 3: -Drunk!
Host: -Kid. I was nine years old and I was hungry.
by wildwasteland December 26, 2014
Get the Drunk or Kidmug. Deaf drunk is when an intoxicated person talks louder than normal because he or she thinks people can't hear him/her.
by cherhawkinof August 18, 2010
Get the deaf drunkmug. Someone who you wouldn’t think drinks or can drink a lot but is actually a dark endless abyss for alcohol storage.
“Woah that girl is so small and innocent looking but yet she just downed like 8 drinks and is completely unfazed, she’s definitely a pocket drunk”
by ZAGAZAA September 15, 2023
Get the Pocket drunkmug. by highmark July 5, 2014
Get the klepto drunkmug.