drunk vision

When your vision is not as good as usual from drinking, so you find people you would not usually find attractive, attractive.

Dylan: "why did you hookup with that guy?"
Sue: "I had drunk vision! Blame it on the alcohol."

by Kangarooooo24 June 30, 2016

Steinkamp drunk

Drunken stuper
Slanted eyes, perma-smile

Falls in love with everyone

I was the only one at the bar, I ordered Long Island iced teas, puked in my hotel room. I got Steinkamp drunk.

She got Steinkamp drunk, reached for the door handle of the car and fell out.

Phone conversation:

'You got quiet, what are you doing?' -girl
'Peeing on my neighbors lawn'-high maintenance hillbilly
'Aren't you in a wealthy gated community?'-girl
'Oh yeah...the neighbors are going to shit.'-high maintenance hillbilly

'You're Steinkmap drunk'-girl

by Drunkenmascot December 8, 2012

Grayout Drunk

Not quite as drunk as being Blackout Drunk. You're still capable of making some form of conscious decisions, but whether or not they're wise is to be determined per individual situation. You also remember about 56% of what occurred while under the spell of the mistress "Rum Punch." Regardless, you still walk around like a moron and tend to exist haphazardly.

Kyle showed up for work grayout drunk yesterday. He was on time, and punched in, but then just disappeared for 45 minutes and we found him having a full on heated argument with a storm drain and a mop bucket.

by brrt March 6, 2015

Creepy Drunk

Stage of drunkenness where you are so drunk that you do creepy things such as grind hard with random girls who want no part of it, pass out and randomly wake up throughout night, or sit staring creepily at a person for much to long.

John: Dude last night was so weird

Tim: Why's that?

John: Frank kept staring at me the entire night from his seat in the corner.

Tim: Oh damn! He was creepy drunk.

by UNOMav December 4, 2010

drunk funk

The bodily odor alcoholics have the next day after binge drinking. A most unpleasant smell.

Did you get a wiff of Chris this morning? He must have really tied one on last night, he has quite the drunk funk.

by Sacrafix 1 March 30, 2010

Drunk Nic

That buzz you get when you hit a nicotine device while under the influence of alcohol.

Friend - “Bro I got drunk nic last night and it was the best!”

by nornfangz December 10, 2020

nerd drunk

the feeling of being high or drunk because of solving math problems / studying on physics or chemistry (not necessarily successfully). No substances involved.

Wow man.. yesterday i was doing math problems all day and later i became nerd drunk

by wotnow August 6, 2011