das doots

an expression to say when something is particularly great.

Person 1: WOW! What a nice cardigan!

Person 2: Yeah, man. das doots!

by daffodility3 August 9, 2010

lazy darts

playing drats while sitting down

i was playing lazy darts with tj on the couch the other day

by blackppl January 4, 2011

bed darts

When a guy is masturbating and tries to hit himself with the ejaculate.

I got a double bull's-eye in bed darts.

by Dart Master July 1, 2011

bucket darts

A really stupid word combo that actually doesn't mean anything, but you use the word when you're around drunk friends and you want them to search for the word. To their surprise and your 'jolly's' they find nothing on it and they just feel dumb.

-Hey Jerri, you're such a Bucket Darts

-What does that mean, Chris?

-Look it up, dummy

by Cris Ant The Mum October 9, 2014

Spuggy Darts

A singular masturbation game whereby a man lies flat on his back with a photograph of a woman behind his head on the wall. The object is to ejaculate onto the face of the woman.

Sorry, I can't come out tonight, I'm playing Spuggy Darts.

by Tony balls October 16, 2014

Retro-Dorks

Hipsters.

:sees hipsters being pretentious all super original and fresh: State - fukkin' retro-dorks.

by PhattiG November 7, 2015

sloppy doris

When a man is enjoying oral pleasures from another man/woman, releases seaman into their mouth and proceeds to slap both cheeks at the same time, showering himself in his own seaman

"Gave my girl a sloppy Doris last night, it was so sloppy"

by DannyP12345 May 19, 2016