perve doctor

a doctor that just plays with your balls for 5 minutes to tell you something stupid like
"you have an expanded bladder"
or
"you need to stop peeing when you get really excited"

Yo mang, i just hit up the perve doctor because i have a bladder infection, and he just rubbed my balls for 15 minutes then told me to take these pills.

by AreJayMurray November 26, 2006

Ask your doctor if this is right for you

"Ask your doctor if this is right for you" is what some of my cadet buddies teasingly ask me when they see me jerking off 3 - 5 times a day.

Some of my friends always tease me by telling me to "Ask your doctor if this is right for you"!

by eda-skip October 6, 2021

Doctor FeelGood

It's when the doctor makes you cough, and puts his fingers on yer nads.

Beavis: Hey ButtHead what's a Doctor Feel Good Mean?

Butt-Head: It's like, when the doctor makes you cough, and puts his fingers on yer nads.

Beavis: Heheheheh That's cool.

Butt-Head: Oh Yeah? You don't have a female doctor, do you Beavis.

by Anonymous March 28, 2004

Doctor

Doctor ….

This comment in written as a post ..

I am not a doctor

Which was a joke as the context was about spending all day laying in the sun .. no sun cream … I find it medicinal and healing like nothing else …

This contradicts all doctors and scientists ..

Hence the opening statement..

If someone takes this from and mentions this and me by name … taken out of context … seriously .. and alluding to something I knew about? Wtf

This is my only ever account ud knows this along with its shady moderators …

End of …

Don’t make shit up saying I have multiple accounts and it’s clear there are many people claiming to be the same person ..

This site is a parody of the world itself ..

The people here are the same ones that say I am an issue in the physical world but chose to walk and stand outside my house all day … every day ….

Their choices …

If you mention make sure your facts are correct at least before entering a debate …

Seriously ..

….

Doctor .. ing facts to suit the ongoing agenda …

Nice …

by LetsTalkAboutX January 26, 2023

Meat Doctor

A master of seasoning, preparing and cooking meat, Most often being used in reference to the cooking of human meat for other humans to consume.

"Brotha Lynch Hung invited me to his home for dinner" "I wouldn't go if I were you. He gonna eat you, he's a meat doctor"

by SkumVilla December 11, 2013

doct

Verb, to doct, the infinitive of the action noun doctor. It means to doct or decrease one's wallet, paycheck or bank account, as opposed to heal, and healer, who are concerned with your health instead.

My mom got cancer and she went to the doctor to doct her bank account, he gave her poisons, took her money, chopped off some body parts and threw her in a grave.
Dude, should have gone to a Healer, instead.
Yeah, now you tell me.
Man, Healers heal and Doctors doct.

by Comrade Plasternasty April 21, 2009

southern doctor

A person who holds a GED (General Equivalency Diploma).

The military is accepting more southern doctors to boost enlistment numbers.

by Rufus The Stunt Bum July 22, 2005