Desert Monkey

A useless retard

John: ew robert you are a desert monkey
Robert: we wagh undertale bleh ooh aah

by Chipotle_Employee January 17, 2022

Desert Fox

A sexual act involving sand and anal penetration. See: Mexican Apple Thief.

Patrick's ass was sore and he shat sand for a week after his Desert Fox with Alex.

by Aprilx April 30, 2008

dirty desert

A dirty desert is when a girl is giving you a blowjob, while your taking a shit, and eating cookies and milk. Or you can say a blumpkin while eating cookies and milk.

She totally gave me a dirty desert last night

by shalakalaka March 26, 2009

Desert Eagle

The dictionary definition of dust. Also see, worthless, insignficant, useless, hollow.

Some days i love ya babe and some days you reallllyy frustrate me.

Dont be such a Desert Eagle, do something good for once.

That person is such a Desert Eagle, they're so hollow they could never follow through.

by The slang of 509 December 2, 2010

desert strike

A game involving hitting any male member or combattant in the testicles with a large metal pole or baseball bat crushing them completely. favoured by Alex J Blyth.

He rolled on the floor in agony after desert striking.

by Trotsky&co January 17, 2004

desert skater

A person of middle-eastern decent.

That cashier was a desert skater.

by Light Bread August 8, 2007

Devret

A baby deer.(FAWN) Irish gaylic term.much beauty and grace.

She moves like a Devret.

by maryham February 4, 2010