Generally a dusty butt from the mid missouri region. Tends to say dumb Shit at inappropriate times. Professional Shit bum. Normally Carrys the Petree name.
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Crusty Gers - (derived from Greek: ῥεῦμα, Old Man Kelly-juice, a dried cum-like substance) is a filthy mucus-like discharge substance found on the eyes typically after sleep. It is thought to be contracted through contact with an elderly Kildare man who visits victims during their sleep
Crusty Gers - (derived from Greek: ῥεῦμα, Old Man Kelly-juice, a dried cum-like substance) is a filthy mucus-like discharge substance found on the eyes typically after sleep. It is thought to be contracted through contact with an elderly Kildare man who visits victims during their sleep
'Here, was old man Kelly here last night?'
-'Don't think so man, why?'
'I've just got the nastiest crusty gers in my eyes this morning, he must of got me while I was asleep!'
-'Don't think so man, why?'
'I've just got the nastiest crusty gers in my eyes this morning, he must of got me while I was asleep!'
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When a particularly hairy male ejaculates onto their own chest hairs and allows it to dry. This allows for someone to clean the snowman.
When Margaret’s sexy DILF took off his shirt revealing he was a crusty snowman I almost came in my pants, yearning to clean up his mess.
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