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mr crusty

“Hey, don’t touch that it’s mr crusty
by Lpsjerry January 28, 2021
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Crusty pete

Generally a dusty butt from the mid missouri region. Tends to say dumb Shit at inappropriate times. Professional Shit bum. Normally Carrys the Petree name.
That dumb bitch Crusty Pete needs to jump off a bridge.
by 816Jerm January 3, 2017
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eye crusty

The little boogers that form in the corners of your eyes. Most commonly referred to as 'eye boogers' but 'eye crusty' is used by the most coolest people.
"Wipe that eye crusty off your face, it's gross!"
by ROASTBEEF_12 December 22, 2018
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Crusty Gers

Noun Informal

Crusty Gers - (derived from Greek: ῥεῦμα, Old Man Kelly-juice, a dried cum-like substance) is a filthy mucus-like discharge substance found on the eyes typically after sleep. It is thought to be contracted through contact with an elderly Kildare man who visits victims during their sleep
'Here, was old man Kelly here last night?'

-'Don't think so man, why?'

'I've just got the nastiest crusty gers in my eyes this morning, he must of got me while I was asleep!'
by GersCrustInYourEyes October 30, 2013
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Crusty Kumquat

When you have a cyst on your penis. It may ooze out orange puss.
Ugh, I have a crusty kumquat!
by Legendaryurbanchirps June 22, 2011
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crusty oreo

When you nut in a Chips Ahoy and top it with another Chips Ahoy, making a crusty sandwich with a creamy feeling.
Y'know, I could go for something salty-sweet, like a crusty oreo.
by SaltyOldSailor October 23, 2020
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bum crusty

by sir bartholomew June 5, 2021
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