tp crumbs

The little bits of toilet paper that stick to your labia when you wipe.

OMG I realized i had had tp crumbs and had to get rid of them before my waxing session. Let alone my date. Damn cheap ass toilet paper.

by Tretull31 December 3, 2022

Kicking the crumbs

Kicking the crumbs or kicking a crumb is a Massachusetts term for jerking off or beating your meat.

Mom I was just kicking the crumbs off my bed

by Ultra wide river December 15, 2022

Poo-Poo Crumbs

Tristan....
Tristan is Poo-Poo Crumbs

Bro you can't even wipe correctly, You got Poo-Poo Crumbs out the wazoo

by OhMyFFMGod January 13, 2023

Crumb

A giant turd

I crumbed on ur carpet

by srygrndma October 21, 2018

crumb fucker

A person that licks dried up sperm. Particularly when a woman orgasms and the man waits till she's dry to eat out her pussy.

"Damn! His friend is a real crumb fucker!

by Toogers12 August 10, 2017

cone crumbs

The remnants of an ice cream cone left in ones beard, shirt, lap, the table or stuck to your arm.

That cone from Micky D's was so good I still have cone crumbs on my shorts!

by djtimyd August 23, 2017

Crotch Crumbs

Little crumbs of snacks that get left near the nether regions while enjoying treats in a relaxed state

Brian had crotch crumbs all over himself after enjoying his Chicago mix of popcorn while chillaxing on the couch

by TRIPLEDEAC March 2, 2019