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Crumb Dumpster

(noun)
Pronunciation: /krʌm 'dʌmpstər/

Definition: A person or organization that eagerly seeks to participate in, or benefit from the power and wealth of the dominant elite (often referred to as the 'Oligarchs'), even accepting the most minor and unwanted portions of said power and wealth (symbolized by 'crumbs'). Despite being far removed from the direct influence of the oligarchs, they uphold their ideologies, often covertly.

This term often carries a connotation of pretense or hypocrisy, as in the case of a purportedly progressive individual or entity that nonetheless harbors a disdain for poverty and a desire for prestige. A crumb dumpster is distinct from related concepts such as crumb catchers, and crumb bags, which represent different degrees of proximity to and engagement with the oligarchs' power.

Origin: This term is a compound of "crumb", from the Old English "cruma", and "dumpster", an American English term from the 20th century. Its use as a metaphor for a certain type of ambitious individual or organization seems to have originated in the early 21st century, particularly in socio-political discourse.

Synonyms: social climber, sycophant, opportunist, pretender, wannabe

Related Terms: Crumb Catcher (a person or entity that catches and benefits from the immediate fallout of the oligarchs' power), Crumb Bag (a person or entity that removes and disposes of these remnants, potentially for their own gain).
"Despite his public image as a champion for the people, many critics view NYC Mayor Eric Adams as nothing more than a crumb dumpster, secretly supporting the ideologies of the wealthy elite."
by Rosa's Papa May 13, 2023
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peanut crumbs

When you thought getting paid in peanuts was low level enough, think again! Peanut crumbs exist! AND YES! You can pay motherfuckers with it! That guy or gal that you don't quite like because their actions speak louder then words in pissing you off? no worries! Pay em some peanut crumbs! Treating the people you don't like as slaves is modern ethical behaviour. Fuck people you don't like! Ensure you treat them with the respect they deserve and hock one up to spit in their faces! Make sure it's a deep throaty hock, get rid of that internal flem that has been sitting against your gut lining for the past week. Allow that nasty yellowish gob smack them in the gob! So long story short, a peanut crumb is something that is so miniscule it's damn right disrespectful to pay people in. It is associated with the saying about getting paid in peanuts, however it is far lower grade then getting paid in peanuts.
"Fuck dude! she's not paying me in peanuts! She's paying me in PEANUT CRUMBS!!"
by False.Pulse December 1, 2022
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tp crumbs

The little bits of toilet paper that stick to your labia when you wipe.
OMG I realized i had had tp crumbs and had to get rid of them before my waxing session. Let alone my date. Damn cheap ass toilet paper.
by Tretull31 December 3, 2022
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Kicking the crumbs

Kicking the crumbs or kicking a crumb is a Massachusetts term for jerking off or beating your meat.
Mom I was just kicking the crumbs off my bed
by Ultra wide river December 15, 2022
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Poo-Poo Crumbs

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Tristan is Poo-Poo Crumbs
Bro you can't even wipe correctly, You got Poo-Poo Crumbs out the wazoo
by OhMyFFMGod January 13, 2023
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crumb fucker

A person that licks dried up sperm. Particularly when a woman orgasms and the man waits till she's dry to eat out her pussy.
"Damn! His friend is a real crumb fucker!
by Toogers12 August 10, 2017
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cone crumbs

The remnants of an ice cream cone left in ones beard, shirt, lap, the table or stuck to your arm.
That cone from Micky D's was so good I still have cone crumbs on my shorts!
by djtimyd August 23, 2017
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