A cop car, usually highway state patrol, that sits empty on the side of the highway with it's lights off. Akin to a scare crow to scare crows away from the crop, a cop crow scares civilians into compliance with the speed limit to deter speeding.
I was speeding on the 15 north until I noticed a cop car and slowed down then when I realized that it was a cop crow, I sped back up.
by Celeste McWhorter December 27, 2022
Get the Cop crow mug.John Crow Batty Rum is Jamaican over proof white rum that has a story, which conveys that, to drink this rum you should have a John Crow, a kind of vulture that eats decayed meat. So, it meant to say that your stomach have to be that strong to take this over proof rum from Jamaica.
by Ro.xzz July 10, 2023
Get the john crow batty mug.An old man who is delulu and acts like he's in High School but is in fact old and smells like farts.
by NYisGucci September 4, 2023
Get the Crowe mug.The 'Crow Mauler' or 'Captain Rudimer' is a special enemy on the Indie videogame 'Fear & Hunger'. He is almost an optional enemy, he is also EXTREMELY dangerous. And it's almost guaranteed that you'll lose a few heads among your party members.
It can appear on places like 'The Mines', 'The Thicket', or also if you sleep in the 'Safe Bed' of level three. You will trigger a coin flip. Failing the coin flip will trigger an event where the 'Crow Mauler' will attack you, where you're forced to face him in a battle.
And if that happens... You're pretty much fucked.
Additional data: You're able to obtain a torn page, clearly torn from a book. And it tells you about the 'Crow Mauler'.
It says;
"Crow, crow, grow your horn.
Vile as snow in the Skårsberg massacre row.
Crow, crow, oh why you maul?
The meat is fresh and the blood still falls.
Crow, crow, are you there?
He is coming - With nothing to bare.
Crow, crow, behind you now.
Oh crow please reap - oh crow what I sow."
It can appear on places like 'The Mines', 'The Thicket', or also if you sleep in the 'Safe Bed' of level three. You will trigger a coin flip. Failing the coin flip will trigger an event where the 'Crow Mauler' will attack you, where you're forced to face him in a battle.
And if that happens... You're pretty much fucked.
Additional data: You're able to obtain a torn page, clearly torn from a book. And it tells you about the 'Crow Mauler'.
It says;
"Crow, crow, grow your horn.
Vile as snow in the Skårsberg massacre row.
Crow, crow, oh why you maul?
The meat is fresh and the blood still falls.
Crow, crow, are you there?
He is coming - With nothing to bare.
Crow, crow, behind you now.
Oh crow please reap - oh crow what I sow."
Crow Mauler:*An terrifying presence has entered the room.*
Le'garde: *Fucking banishes into Oblivion.*
Le'garde: *Fucking banishes into Oblivion.*
by BeheadedLizard September 15, 2023
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jackpot, he won't have sand kicked in HIS beak at the beach
jackpot, he won't have sand kicked in HIS beak at the beach
by Sevzilla738 September 17, 2023
Get the Crow-nis mug.Crow is the sweetest boy in a group, he's mostly calm but tends to get chaotic when he feels safe, he likes dogs and is very handsome. Also incredibly gay.
by -seren XD September 19, 2023
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