Creamy Substances from your underage lover

When Alana takes Noah b's "gooch" at the homless shelter

noah b: hey alana! come and give me some of that plump thigh treatment

noah b: let your juices flow from your cheeks onto my crotch

alana: yes daddy.....give me your pink suculant crack money

random homeless man in the corner of the room (michael): Hey babies!!! Creamy Substances from your underage lover is my favorite homless meal.....

by Mr. crotch tickler (noah b) December 13, 2023

Creamy Diablo

Cumming in a girl named Katie's mouth after eating Flaming Hot Cheetos all day.

Bruh...i gave her that creamy diablo

by Willy Fisterbutt March 7, 2025

creami

An adjective to describe your morning. Positive, it's a good thing.

Etymology: Ninja Creami

Good creami morning, John!

Are you having a creami morning?
Yes, my morning is very creami!

by realwimble September 7, 2022

The Creamy Chicken

A humiliation kink sex act, where a rubber glove is used as a prophylactic, after which it is pulled over the woman’s head so when she exhales out of her nostrils the glove inflates to look like a chickens crest.

“Mate last nights Tinder date was wild, we did The Creamy Chicken and the glove exploded. The room looked like the inside of a shampoo bottle”

by Jordy Luke January 27, 2024

Creamy side cake

This is when one shots love juice on the bum of a lover while doggy style.

Last night my ole lady and I were making love and finished off by giving her a nice creamy side cake.

by BigDaddy_Deano November 13, 2011

Creamy Ketchup

Creampieing a girl on her period.

Brad gave Amy the creamy ketchup

by PizPuz April 29, 2023

Creamy Cupcake

A Creamy Cupcake is a girl with such irresistibly edible frosting (pheromone rich smegma) that no man can resist the taste thereof.

And it is NOT just their frosting's induced culinary experience, but also the Neuroendophysiological spin it gives the dude's brain, and through the pituitary via his testes, his enhanced libido and testosterone level.

Dude #1: I was with that new Creamy Cupcake from human resources Friday and her frosting was so sweet, and it gave me a boner that lasted the whole three day weekend

Dude #2: I understand, she left her locker unlocked in the gym........I just licked that Creamy Cupcake's frosting from her panties.... ...I had such a boner the next day... ...I had to call in sick.

Dude #1: I still dream that I am hearing her Erotic Refrain!

Dude #2: I cannot wait to get the wrapper off that Creamy Cupcake.

by MadDrJeckel II May 25, 2023