cracker pass

To have permission from a white friend to use the word cracker. It’s similar to the n card except for white people

Rashmid: Yo evan, whasup my cracker!

Evan: Bro the fuck. that’s racist

Rashmid: Nah it’s good bro. I have the cracker pass from jeremy

by MothaFuckinG November 12, 2018

Cracker Please

Just like the saying "nigga please," but used by white people when mocking black people or when they want to be overly politically correct or as just a generic joke.

Something that is unbelieveable or unexcusable.

"yo cracka, i be grilled out"
"cracker please, those are just braces!"

by Isar April 9, 2006

Gummy Cracker

A tiny peepee

Bro, I saw that dude in the locker room. He has a gummy cracker!

by Lekag December 10, 2017

The Cracker Game

A competative jerk circle in which a group of guys stand in a circle and ejaculate onto a cracker. The last person to let out their load on the cracker has to eat it.

After loosing the cracker game Bobby ate the soggy cracker.

by Bobby the Jap August 17, 2006

grammar cracker

Something to be given to someone who refuses to correct their grammar.

Person 1: Oh' ma gawd man dats liek awesome
Person 2: God man, here's a Grammar Cracker

by BlazeFox December 20, 2013

to get crackers

the act of leaving xbox live to masturbate late at night

Guy 1: Man, did Bob get off again?
Guy 2: Ya, he told me he was goin' to get crackers
Guy 1: Haha, what a 'uckin homo

by elpocoloco16 May 16, 2010

Christ on a Cracker

Christ on a Cracker: an exclamation reflecting dismay or anger or frustration about a situation.

Christ on a Cracker! I've been waiting in line for an hour!

by michellezilla August 17, 2020