cannibal corpse

I'm not into them for the fucking lyrics, you retards. The music is amazing.

Cannibal Corpse is excellent (especially compared to extremely homo-erotic Dream Theater).

by Yeah December 2, 2004

cannibal corpse

don't listen to guys like "sven" and "larstait" who are gay buttfuckers with their stupid fucking opinions about
how bad cannibal corpse are.fuck those guys cannibal corpse and there lyrics fucking rule!!!!


FUCK CANNIBALCORPSE HATERS!!!!!!

despite people like "sven" and "larstait"'s dumb opinions cannibal corpse remains one of the greatest and most influential deathmetal bands around

THEY ROCK!!!!!

by dw August 11, 2004

The Corkscrew

Cross your fingers, middle over index. Twist your wrist back and forth and go to work on your desired orifice. With practice, you'll have the effectiveness of a drill press and within weeks you'll be able to bore through wood.

"I've been practicing my corkscrew a lot the past few weeks. I got hired as a carpenter."

by Long Island August 15, 2004

CORPSE HUSBAND

I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE HE BREATHED OMFG I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT CORPSE HUSBAND GUYS STOP ASKING ABOUT HIS FACE HE'S LIKE ME HE HAS ANXIETY I'M LITERALLY HIM!!!! STOP HATING ON CORPSE!!!

'I FUCKING LOVE CORPSE HUSBAND'

by spokesbruh April 26, 2021

X-Cops

One of the aliases of the band GWAR.

See an ad for a concert by the X-Cops? It's actually GWAR in disguise!

by Doc Sigma March 11, 2004

corkscrew

a sexual maneuver that women love. It is when you pull enough of your penis out of the pussy to get a hand on, grab your shaft, whilst still inside the female, and grind your cock Around inside her like a corkscrew. If the penis is long enough the woman should be rather satisfied.

guy #1: damn man! What happened to your back? It looks as if you've been mauled by a mountain lion!!

Guy#2: nah man. It's nothing like that..... I nailed the old lady with the corkscrew last night. As u can see, she loved it.

Guy #1: aah!

by reverend sparks April 26, 2009

cannibal corpse

the best death metal out there next to behemoth. destroys emo shit. destroys rap. lyrics in clude i cum blood, fucked with a knife. awesome insane brutal perverted awesome death metal. beats my chemical romance with a baseballbat

Emo Kid: "im going to cry about problems i dont have"
Cannibal Corpse: "you fucking emo crybaby fucktard, go fuck a buttwagon, you shitpot!"
Emo Kid "i hate you, im going to slap you,that will get you, aha"
Cannibal Corpse " im going to tie you to a chair with your intestines and tear the entrails from your cunt and eat them, then rape you"
Emo Kid "wawawawawawaw"

by buttwagoneater October 8, 2007