Corona party

Social gathering in the times of the pandemic. Usually takes places at the nearest park. Attendees include: Covidiots, denialists and supporters of Cheeto face.

Guests of this event ignore social distances, share beverages, greasy bags of crisps and cancer sticks. Their anthem is: Baby Baby by Corona.

“Yo! I haven’t seen Donald in a long time. Last time he texted me was 14 days ago. He was going with Melania to a Corona party. Oh fcuk!”

“What’s all that noise? I can’t sleep. Another Corona party at the park. Call 911”.

by HdaOG March 22, 2020

Corona-ing

When one must go out into Virus Village for food, supplies or critical errands. All the while collecting and infecting people with COVID 19 virus of 2020.

I have to go Corona-ing around today. I need to stop at the post office.

by Sharter58 March 22, 2020

coronaible

describes the feeling that one stupid fucking virus has caused making everything 10x worse, has made everyone bored, tired, and torn everyone from their friends and everyday lives.

This whole quarantine thing has me feeling coronaible.

by stupid.corona March 22, 2020

Corona fucking

When two people want to fuck but they have the corona virus but they say screw it and fuck anyways.

Why the hell are they Corona fucking

by Whfbskdiwfndna March 23, 2020

Corona Spouse

That person with whom you’ve chosen to self-quarantine, and with whom Sex eventually came into the equation, even though you hadn't previously co-habitated, had no official commitment, and towards whom you may or may not have harbored an antepandemic crush. It may be an old flame, an ex-husband or wife, a colleague or simply a friend, but for some unexplainable reason your hidden Self chose that person as your shelter-in-residence mate.

Amanda took Chris as her Corona Spouse to stave off boredom and find some normalcy during the pandemic.

by BigBunnie March 24, 2020

corona 15

When person self quarantining for Corona Virus (usually a female) eats a ton, and precedes to sit on her ass and gain 15 lbs.

Did you see Suzy after quarantine? Talk about a Corona 15!

by Northerly March 24, 2020

Corona Gamer

A corona gamer is a person who plays video games due to not having anything else to do during the corona virus outbreak. This person is not normaly a gamer, just a temporary one.

-Aw shit! This guy in our team sucks!
-Yeah, he's a corona gamer. He started playing this game yesterday.

by SimonDisaster March 24, 2020