constipation comprehension

When you read a book in the bathroom while taking a caca

Bro : Why were you taking so long in the bathroom dude
Dude : Sorry bro I was practicing some constipation comprehension

by the booty up in 3D June 30, 2020

constipation camp

Where Shitler sent the Poos

"I learned about Shitler's Constipation Camp at school. They gassed the Poos with laxatives."

by WoodchuckBeaverMustelid September 13, 2020

fart constipation

When u need to fart and it just doesn't happen !

I really need to fart but it's not happening I think I have fart constipation

by Jesslaffo September 28, 2014

consciencenessless

The personal state of conscienceness being inhibited, partially lacking or completely non-existant.

That guy that glued down everything in the hotel room had to be consciencenessless.

by Michael Lang November 28, 2007

[holding consciousness]

knowing the Truth underlying whatever is happening in each moment: that All is well, that the Highest Good is available and active, that nothing is lacking, separate or in opposition, whatever the appearance to our bodily perceptions

Gary is holding consciousness for the Sunday service. We prepare the sanctuary before congregants arrive by holding consciousness.

by G Hlstd January 6, 2009

Stream of Consciousness

The act of daydreaming while you're peeing.

Hey, what was that? Sorry, you caught me in a stream of consciousness in the men's room.

by Pazuzu Jack May 10, 2011

The Constitution

A wonderful document created by eighteenth-century enlightenment thinkers. Conservative pundits often pretend to know what it is or what it says. One of seven words in the vocabulary of Sean Hannity.

Conservative Sean: You can't pass a bill protecting clean drinking water! It's against The Constitution!
Liberal Joe: How so?
Conservative Sean: It just is! It's socialism!
Liberal Joe: OK, Boomer

by Notdevinnunes November 24, 2019