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commando push up

Theoretically a push up done in a handstand. In actuality, a push up merely done without wearing underwear. So, when a guy is bragging that he can do commando push ups, it may not be what you expect...
Guy: Guess what? I did 12 commando push ups last night.
Girl: Really? What's that?
Different Guy: Oh, shut up, dude. It just means he did push up 'au naturale'.

Girl: Ew..!
by Yaneedtono July 14, 2010
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Commaful

A worthless site where you can write stories that all have useless stuff with sensitive people in it, and your followers are all sensitive babies that don't know what's good for them.

But Commaful is also useful when your bored, just chatting with your online friends even if they're shitty and just not your type.
'Hey, Cal! How many followers have you got on Commaful?'
by Granny pig June 9, 2021
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commando noob

the worst type of n00b, lacks any skill or must hack to look like they have skill.
"Dude you are such a commando noob, 50 to 0, i mean come on"
"God the BR and Plasma Psitol Combo is such a commando noob move"
by HMAR December 7, 2006
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Commack

A pussy town on the north shore of long island, NY. There just a bunch of nerds nd preppie faggots, they get fucked up by any town they try to fight aganist in huntington township even elwood who has 200 kids in each grade has stomped commack out in a brawl. Commack has been on northports dick for tha last 40 years, all commack kids try to copy northport swag but they just cant pull it off. They think there hot shit cuz they have a good school districit with high taxes but some how they think there hood lmao. They got mad teachers over there rapeing the children, they got a bunch of snobby ass jew girls with big noses nd fuckin anooying accents.
Commack is mad gay last time they went to a northport party, they got shot up wit pellet guns nd smashed threw beer pong tables dont lie abe hwang ur crew got ran threw.
by PortTownRunsThaIslandNiggas January 31, 2010
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Commander Bunnypants

Lord of #mefi, defender of freedom, and champion of justice.
Commander Bunnypants saved the day, yet again!
by Not Me May 28, 2003
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Commando

by me May 20, 2004
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broke as the ten commandments

Having no available cash to spend
Tom: 'hey bro, you got any cash?'
Mike: 'no cat, I'm broke as the ten commandments.'
by Woody Thomas July 28, 2008
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