closet whore

a seemingly innocent female by appearance, but secretly she leads a very permiscous lifestyle.

I would have never guessed that church girl back home to be a "closet whore."

by Ryan Harris March 6, 2005

closet junky

one who use drugs on a regular basis (recreationaly), but will not admit to friends or family that he/she is addicted... one who does drugs in private, not with friends.

stop being a closet junky, everyone knows what you do in your spare time.

by bogart March 7, 2005

closed circle

meaning that the hooker you wanted to fuck is fucking someone else!!!

B.J.:weren't you going to the buss stop to get that hooker?
Dave:I was,but it was a closed circle deal.
B.J.:Too bad,man!!

by mwiz March 4, 2015

In Your Closet

When a generally heterosexual person could be gay for another specific person. Can also be used to indicate extreme platonic love between two men or women

I think I love you man, I am so in your closet.

Wow, George Clooney is really attractive, I think I could be in his closet.

by GRevolution February 7, 2010

no kit no clue

Used to refer to a n00b that forgot to buy a bomb defuse kit.

Originated from Counter Strike.

cuntstrikepro: omg disarm
n00b: what key do i press to disarm bomb lolz
cuntstrikepro: no kit no clue
n00b: #get out of there it's gonna blow#
cuntstrikepro has left the game

by ClouDstalker February 1, 2010

in the closet nerd

a person who dose not project nerdy qualities but still has them. the person is commonly an athlete most of the time they come out about there inner nerd when they are in college to there close friends and team mates.

college sports fan: hey great game! 3 tri's way to go!
college rugby player: thanks a lot!
later that day:
college rugby player: hey before we go get the kegs and shit for the party i want to watch return of the Jedi.
other college rugby player: alright bro, yo when are you going to come out about you inner nerd.
college rugby player: I don't know man its hard to be an in the closet nerd. i just don't know.

by Rocheman4280 August 27, 2013

Trapped in the Closet

1. When an LGBT person is prevented from coming out, largely due to pressures from family, religion, or any other outside source that may look down on anything other than heterosexuality.

2. A 33-chapter hip hopera by R. Kelly about an infidelity that quickly spirals out of control

3. Perhaps South Park's most controversial episode, which sees Scientologists praising Stan as the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard (the title is a parody of R. Kelly's above mentioned hip hopera). While acclaimed by fans and critics (even being nominated for an Emmy), the episode remains controversial in the eyes of scientologists and is believed to have caused Isaac Hayes to leave the show.

1. I remember being trapped in the closet. It ain't easy being gay in a rural bible belt town.

2. My dad told me of a one night stand that almost turned into Trapped in the Closet

3. Trapped in the Closet is my favorite South Park episode

by gaaraoftheDamned February 18, 2014