Clam Boner

Figure of speech, meaning something is so awesome it could cause a vagina to have an "erection" (so to speak).

That fendi bag is so amazing its giving me a clam boner!!!!

I got a raging clam boner when I saw Bebe was having a huge sale!

by RaRa Rocket December 28, 2010

Fresh Clam

The pussy when it is nice and smooth, fresh and clean right out of the shower. Ready to be shucked out of them panties and eaten.

Rachel has the sweetest fresh clam. My face was deep.

by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018

clam wash

Tea bagging, as performed by the female. The female version of tea bagging.

Ryan passed out so Kassie clam washed him!

by Jewbag October 12, 2013

The Slippery Clam

The slippery clam is the act of taking a big swig of cold water right before going down on your lady's parts, a guaranteed crowd pleaser! Warning: it gets very slippery.

I surprised my girlfriend with the slippery clam last night, she went bananas!

by Bennie Codgers April 19, 2011

Clam Running

female version of tea bagging

"Last weekend that bitch clamran me good!"
i was gona let her go clam running on my ass until she queefed

by troy hollings January 17, 2009

Clam Ice

1. Any decoration of the vagina or mons pubis with crystals, beads, or sequins in a way that is designed to be temporary. 2. The artistic end product of vajazzling.

"Hey, I got vajazzled! Wanna see my clam ice?"

by JadeOrchid May 8, 2018

Bearded Clam

Sea Food,Louisiana delicacy

The best time for clams is early in the day, but the Bearded Clams are so good, you need to see a dentist for a hair cut

by spikenstein January 4, 2004