blond chunk swirly

for this to happen you need a bathroom, uncontrollable shits and a blond girlfriend
after shitting close the toilet lid ,engage in sex (unannounced) lift the toilet seat flip her over putting her head in the bowl of shit and flush...if quick enough piss down the back to gain extra points
hey i gave lou-ann a blond chunk swirly, after hanks bad chili
by capt. syphilisis July 28, 2008
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chunk up a duece

Man, drop me off at my house right quick.
Why?
Because I gotta chunk up a duece so bad my breath smells like shit.
by yer mother May 01, 2007
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chuckle without the chunks

To issue an unintentional fart (or series thereof) when laughing uncontrollably at an unexpected funny moment. Importantly, this is not followed by "following through", which would spoil the moment, hence "no chunks". Often associated with ejecting beer, etc from the nose at funny moments.
HaHaHa..Frrt,frrt,frrt....I just wasn't expecting that punchline! Damn, I chuckled without the chunks
by Mister Gruntfuttock July 27, 2005
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Chunk up a douche

A phrase used when a female excuses herself from a public activity inorder to provide for her own vaginal cleansing.
I shouldn't have had sex with that horse, I really need to go chunk up a douche.

Excuse me Gertrude, I have some douche chunking that just can't wait.
by LRZA June 02, 2007
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blow chunks

by Bob August 19, 2003
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Ka Chunk

A Ka Chunk is that downs kid who talks to your crush everyday in 6th period. A Ka Chunk is that autistic kid who won't stop talking about world war 2 all day. A Ka Chunk is the the lowest possible level of inteligence anyone can ever achieve.
"Did you see What Betty was wearing today!?!?! O M G she is such a fucking Ka Chunk!!!
by GandalfTehGod September 04, 2016
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