Choke Artist

See also San Jose Sharks.

The San Jose Sharks are up 3-0 in the Stanley Cup Finals! But their such Choke Artists that they will still probably lose!

by FegelFatso April 20, 2018

choking clams

Pulling on your penis while it is soft. Verb

Hey fella did you get any action or did you end up choking clams

by Assedo123 June 13, 2017

Choke the monkey

Vulgar masturbation

Hey! Did you choke the monkey last night? The new Mia Khalifa video was bomb!

by NigerChiger February 10, 2019

Choke a donkey

An over abundance of something. Having a gluttonous meal.

There is enough food on this plate to choke a donkey.

by JPNadz75 March 12, 2017

Choke and poke

Your partner chokes you so you retaliate by pulling their pants down and stick something that you find on the floor in their butt.

Yeah last weekend I pulled a choke and poke on Jim.

by Smurf_fag9000 December 21, 2020

Choke Sandwich

A Sandwich with very thick fillings. Usually the term is reserved for peanut butter. Apply the peanut butter too thick, and you will definitely choke while trying to swallow.

I hope you have something to drink with that choke sandwich .

by B4real August 30, 2018

Choke the Trigger

To fire a gun

he pulled out his gun and he choke the trigger

by Bankai150014 October 26, 2009