Choke Meter

A scale that indicates how close someone is to choking.

Then she just got naked. My Choke Meter was off the roof.

by Rinksies October 14, 2008

Choke and poke

Your partner chokes you so you retaliate by pulling their pants down and stick something that you find on the floor in their butt.

Yeah last weekend I pulled a choke and poke on Jim.

by Smurf_fag9000 December 21, 2020

Choke Sandwich

A Sandwich with very thick fillings. Usually the term is reserved for peanut butter. Apply the peanut butter too thick, and you will definitely choke while trying to swallow.

I hope you have something to drink with that choke sandwich .

by B4real August 30, 2018

choking clams

Pulling on your penis while it is soft. Verb

Hey fella did you get any action or did you end up choking clams

by Assedo123 June 12, 2017

Choke the Trigger

To fire a gun

he pulled out his gun and he choke the trigger

by Bankai150014 October 25, 2009

Choke Artist

See also San Jose Sharks.

The San Jose Sharks are up 3-0 in the Stanley Cup Finals! But their such Choke Artists that they will still probably lose!

by FegelFatso May 28, 2018

choking the dog

Inserting an object into your ass while masturbating.

I used a flashlight while choking the dog today before work

by SStampley July 21, 2013